BREAKING NEWS: Michelle Obama Is Packing a Penis
Weasel Zippers has the story.
You gotta see the photographs.
My favorite comment over there comes from a commenter named "Patriot"
Maybe that's how BO likes it! There are those rumors about his past.....Yep. I've always thought Barack seems a little light in the loafers. This may explain everything.
Not that I care what a man and his, uh, woman/man do in their bedroom. Whatever floats your boat.
Ain't that America?