Monday, December 07, 2009

Dear Humans,

Please stop breathing. Your exhaling is killing me.

Thank you.

Gaia

p.s. if you could start with all the hot air in Washington it would be appreciated.

3 comments:

Total said...

In reality it's more like:

Dear Humans,

I could care a shit less whether you live on me or not. I've had a lot of ignorant creatures living on me in the past but none were as conceited as you are.

-Gaia

Pastorius said...

Liberal: Ok. I'll tell all my friends too.

Anonymous said...

dear humans, P.S to set the right example, could all my acolytes starting with my favorite, algore sart the ball rolling?