Friday, May 28, 2010

Cochlear Implant Allows Baby To Really Hear For The First Time

Dudes, careful with this one. You don't want to get all weepy in front of yo' bitch.

12 comments:

American Rose said...

Pastorius, I can't figure you out? Don't cry in front of yo' bitch? Sigh! And fuzzy kittens too!

Yeah Jonathan! It's like he was saying "Holy shit! Are you talking to ME? What you talking about Willis?" :)

And for our Mooslim readers, that would be: "Holy camel shit!" :)

Laugh Mooslims, laugh! It's okay! God is good! God is merciful! Let's drink to it! It's Friday!!!

revereridesagain said...

Aren't those implants great? When I first heard about them I was horrified to also hear that some deaf people disapproved of them because they would dilute "deaf culture". What sort of asshole, deaf or not, wants to prevent a child from hearing its parents' voices out of concern for "solidarity"?

American Rose said...

Crazy freaking world, RRA!

Pastorius said...

Party at IBA.

Whatcha' drinkin', American Rose?

revereridesagain said...

Party?

Coors Light, and no snide remarks.

revereridesagain said...

Anybody here ever been arrested? As of right now what is planned for June 6 is a street protest since they reneged on the park permit. So should I check with Triple-A about my bail bond or what?

American Rose said...

Blueberry dacqueris!

And mom had a little too! :)

See I figure the blueberries cancel out the rum! :)

Be careful RRA!

Pastorius said...

RRA,
I would have never picked you as a Coors Light gal. I would have figured Caberet Sauvignon, or maybe even Malbec (one of my favorites), but not Coors Light.

I've never been arrested, so I can't help you on that.

I did get a ticket for possession of marijuana once though.

:)

Pastorius said...

American Rose,
Blueberry Dacquiris? Wowza. There's one I've never heard of before. Sounds great. Carry on, then.

:)

Pastorius said...

Alright, here's my speculation about everyone here at IBA:

Epa - doesn't drink, or if he does, then it's Scotch - little weed here and there, but not like he used to ...

MR - we all know what he drinks, Wild Turkey 101

Christine - Red Wine and Beer

AOW - Red Wine and beer (something American)

Damien - Doesn't drink

Jeppo - LSD/Peyote/Mescaline?Easy-Off

Shiva - Marijuana (doesn't drink)

Bosch Fawstin - doesn't drink

American Rose - Rum drinks

HRW - Good Cabernets, Chardonnays and Vodka

Christian Soldier - Gin and tonic

Pastorius - too much for his own good

midnight rider said...

Sorry I'm late gang but had a neighborhood party going on so I was doing my best to keep up with Pastorius fine tradition as he mentions above.

my bets:

Epa -- Likes his Guinness. Also likes his bourbon but can't get any good stuff where he is. They only have Jack Daniels.

Christine -- shooters of straight whiskey.

Damien & Jeppo I second Pasto on.

But not Shiva. Besides his smoke he also likes a good hearty ale.

Bosch -- Absinthe :)

American Rose -- Yes on the rum drinks but I think she probably has even more eclectic tastes than that.

Christian Soldier likes her scotch (*she has mentioned it before) and also the Wild Turkey I told her about some time ago.

AoW -- Wine but no beer. Or not usually.

HRW -- doesn't drink.

Revere I had pegged as a beer drinker but not Coors Light.

Pastorius -- scotch or red wine on the back porch in the evening. Canned Heat or shoe polish when all else fails.

Cheers, Infidels!

Have a great weekend!

Pastorius said...

Well, actually I've never drank anything but beer, wine, vodka, gin, and whiskey.

So, no shoe polish for me. I have a sister who has been known to get into the hairspray and isopropyl.

Yikes.

I think you're probably right about Bosch.

Jeppo might also hit on Ether when he can get his hands on it.

I think AOW is mostly red wine, but probably enjoys beer too, but has the usual "gotta pee once for every bottle of beer I drink" problem that most ladies have.