HEY! KATIE COURIC! KISS MY GREAT BITTER CLINGING UNWASHED ASS YOU ARROGANT BITCH!

Rick Kaplan, her executive producer, says that “when she’s on the road—in Iraq
with David Petraeus—she has a great way with people. People like her and she
likes them. There are anchors who consider being on the road a pain in the butt.
She really looks for opportunities to feel the earth and touch people.”

That’s why Couric has spent recent weeks in Chicago, Philadelphia,
Boston and New Brunswick, New Jersey. She is touring what she calls “this great
unwashed middle of the country” in an effort to divine the mood of the midterms.