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Topless woman, 61, attacks police in Portland with large meat cleaver: cops

Two police officers were nearly hacked to death by a topless woman who attacked them with a meat cleaver on Tuesday.

The bizarre assault came after two veteran cops in Portland, Ore., were called to an apartment complex after a call came because a naked woman was allegedly outside the building and screaming, according to police.

When the officers arrived, a neighbor informed them a woman had pushed out the window screen from her second floor apartment. The two retrieved the screen and knocked on the woman's front door.

They could hear vacuuming inside, and spoke briefly with 61-year-old Phyllis Ann Lasich through the door, the police report states. A few moments later, after hearing a crash inside, the door flew open and the half-naked woman emerged.

"Die *expletive*," the police report claims Lasich yelled as she swung a large meat cleaver.

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