Thursday, June 14, 2012

Obama Brags About His Success With The Economy, Says We're Lucky Unemployment is Only 8%

Barack Obama just keeps making stupiderer and stupiderer arguments on the economy.



My prediction; his next speech he'll tell us, "Well, at least I didn't give you AIDS when I butt-raped you."

midnight rider adds:

Dear Mr. President, Honorable Members of Congress (if any) and anyone else delusional enough to believe this,

We are out here losing everything. Our jobs. Our livelihoods. Our savings. Our hope of retirement (if we ever get back to work). Our homes. Our children's futures. Our hope things may change.

America is out here slowly strangling choking and dying because of your bumbling stumbling inept mismanagement.

The sooner you can join us out here, the 8% or 25% (if you want a more believable number) the better.

I pray for the day when I can watch you have to call unemployment every week to get your share of the dole. Have to burn through your savings to pay the bills. Open rejection after rejection after rejection. Day after Day After Day. When you have to take the phone off the hook during the day just to get some peace from the parade of creditors calling

when Malia and Sasha have to help pay for YOUR groceries

when they can't move out on their own because living it is impossibly expensive.

When you have to forgo a gift on Mother's Day or her birthday or Christmas for Michelle (bet she'll love that) because there is no money.

yes, the sooner you're out here with the rest of us, truly TRULY feeling our pain, the better.

But it won't be soon enough

For any of us out here now.

Cheers!

midnight rider

5 comments:

Always On Watch said...

He actually believes the lies he's telling, IMO.

Epaminondas said...

MR, he would tell you it's just that you haven't accepted the proper role of govt in caring for you.

If you just got to homelessness, they'd put you up in the nearest Marriott Residence Inn, give you welfare + $750/month per kid, and you'd have free govt cell phones, in addition to the free hard wired and wireless broadband and cable TV

And then, like so, so many here in Maine, you would be petrified to do anything but vote for the people who feed you, and work to coerce anyone who might vote the other way

Pastorius said...

MR might soon be salivating for that deal.

midnight rider said...

Where do I sign up? After the frustration of the last week desperation is quickly turning to despair.

Anonymous said...

First you have to get down on your knees before Mr. Obama and say, "Thank you sir, may I have another?'