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Monday, June 20, 2016

Wearing Burkas in the land of Cotton


A Cracked Fairy Tale for the PC Era:
Wearing Burkas in the land of Cotton 
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on e bay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. 
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of thefront yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on e bay)and ran it up the flag pole … 
Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA,NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching myhouse 24/7.  
I’ve NEVER felt safer and I’m saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel.Everyone moves out of the way and security can’t pat us down. 
Hot Damn — Safe at last — Ain’t America great or what?
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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a plan.

Monday, June 20, 2016 5:00:00 pm  

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