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The public has recognized that Corporate, Chamber of Commerce Republicans,
and Wall Street Democrats
are the same party, and serve the same constituency,
and it’s NOT THEM.


Monday, June 20, 2016

Wearing Burkas in the land of Cotton

A Cracked Fairy Tale for the PC Era:
Wearing Burkas in the land of Cotton 
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on e bay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. 
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of thefront yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on e bay)and ran it up the flag pole … 
Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA,NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching myhouse 24/7.  
I’ve NEVER felt safer and I’m saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel.Everyone moves out of the way and security can’t pat us down. 
Hot Damn — Safe at last — Ain’t America great or what?
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a plan.

Monday, June 20, 2016 5:00:00 pm  

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