Mitt Romney Fell Down and Poked His Eye With a Stick, or Something

Sen. Mitt Romney was knocked unconscious when he fell in Boston over the weekend, leaving him with "a lot of stitches" and a black eye.

"I took a fall. Knocked me unconscious. But I'm doing better," Romney told reporters on Capitol Hill Monday night.

The Utah Republican said he was visiting his grandchildren when he got injured. 

Ace has a more plausible explanation.