Friday, March 17, 2006

Final Solution to American Reliance on Foreign Oil and the Muslim Problem


Dear Friends,

I have been giving the matter of our dependence on foreign oil a great deal of thought. Certainly our reliance on the believer’s pools of oil has weakened our national security. In addition, there is no greater threat to our existence than the Muslim. As such, we need a solution that deals with both of these problems in one imaginative act of creative thinking. May I be the one deemed lucky enough, astute enough, to have happened upon the "Final Solution" to these two corollary problems.

Find it here.

4 comments:

Pastorius said...

Isn't humor supposed to be targeted at something in the real world?

Epaminondas said...

I told you before, muslims simply don't have the kinetic energy to solve the problem, even with oxygen saturated burning

Now, latinos ....




BTW is anyone else having problems PUBLISHING on blogger, or back to their own server thru blogger?

Cubed © said...

Ep,

Yes, from time to time, although not recently.

Anonymous said...

And...

Was that supposed to be funny because of killing Muslims, I'm sure not.

So it must be the sarcasm of the ridiculousness of the solution.

Possibly, that's the solution he thinks Westerners would embrace?

I don't know, I just didn't get the humor on that one.