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it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it,
and to institute new Government ...

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

The Democrats new promise "A New Direction For America"

The stock market is at a new all-time high and America's 401K's are back.
A new direction from there means what?

Unemployment is at 25 year lows.
A new direction from there means what?

Oil prices are plummeting.
A new direction from there means what?

Taxes are at 20 year lows.
A new direction from there means what?

Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs.
A new direction from there means what?

The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last year.
A new direction from there means what?

Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years.
A new direction from there means what?

Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows.
A new direction from there means what?

Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01.
A new direction from there means what?

Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not surfaced
in years, if he's alive at all, while 95% of Al Queda's top dogs are either
dead or in custody, cooperating with US Intel.
A new direction from there means what?

Several major terrorist attacks already thwarted by US and British Intel,
including the recent planned attack involving 10 Jumbo Jets being exploded
in mid-air over major US cities in order to celebrate the anniversary of the
9/11/01 attacks.
A new direction from there means what?

Just as President Bush foretold us on a number of occasions, Iraq was to be
made "ground zero" for the war on terrorism -- and just as President Bush
said they would, terrorist cells from all over the region are arriving from
the shadows of their hiding places and flooding into Iraq in order to get
their faces blown off by US Marines rather than boarding planes and heading
to the United States to wage war on us here.
A new direction from there means what?

Now let me see, do I have this right? I can expect:

  • The economy to go South
  • Illegals to go North
  • Taxes to go Up
  • Employment to go Down
  • Terrorism to come In
  • Tax breaks to go Out
  • Social Security to go away
  • Health Care to go the same way gas prices have gone

But what the heck !

I can gain comfort by knowing that Nancy P, Hillary C, John K, Edward K,
Howard D, Harry R and Obama have worked hard to create a comprehensive
National Security Plan, Health Care Plan, Immigration Reform Plan, Gay
Rights Plan, Same Sex Marriage Plan, Abortion On Demand Plan, Tolerance of
Everyone and Everything Plan, How to Return all Troops to the U.S. in The
Next Six Months Plan, A Get Tough Plan, adapted from the French Plan by the
same name and a How Everyone Can Become as Wealthy as We Are Plan. I forgot
the No More Katrina Storm Plan.

Now I know why I feel good after the elections. I am going to be able to
sleep so much better at nights knowing these dedicated politicians are
thinking of me and my welfare.

Please pass this good news along to all of your friends so they can feel
better also.
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Blogger Pastorius said...

This is a great post, WC. My commendations.

Thursday, January 11, 2007 4:37:00 am  
Blogger Reliapundit said...

obviously the new direction is LEFTWARD. or DOWNWARD. OR BACKWARDS.


sadly, when lefties are polled about these things they have NEGATIVE views as if these things were going REALLY badly.

gop voters are more realistic - according to polls.

it's easier to say the earth is flat than to admit everything you've ever believed in is wrong.

Thursday, January 11, 2007 5:01:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious post about a totally not funny "new direction". I'll link to it from my blog.

As a matter of fact, and with your kind permission, I'll translate it to Dutch (I'm Dutch speaking as are my readers).

Many Europeans have gone so anti-American that they have become ... pro-Democrats. Which says a lot about those Europeans and about the Democrats, doesn't it ? :-)

Thursday, January 11, 2007 10:39:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dynomite! This stuff should be self-evident, it's crazy.

Thursday, January 11, 2007 8:33:00 pm  

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