Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Breaking: Abandoned Car Packed With Explosives Found Near Andrews AFB

From the Washington Post:


Prince George's County police found explosive material in a deserted car near Andrews Air Force Base this morning and are working with federal investigators to determine the source of the material, authorities said.

Shortly after 6 a.m., police were alerted to a black Nissan Altima with no license plates parked on Dower House Road in Upper Marlboro, said Cpl. Diane Richardson. Police determined the car had been stolen and called on federal law enforcement officials, including military investigators, to examine the explosive material, packaged in units small enough to fit in the palm of a hand, Richardson said. Police found raw material but no detonation devices, authorities said.

8 comments:

Mother Effingby said...

FIRST! I get to be the first one to say...even before the Fumbling Bumbling Incompetents: "Terrorism has been ruled out." PWN3D!

Pastorius said...

NO!

The words,

"Breaking News"

themselves contain the idea that "terrorism has been ruled out."

So, I beat you.

:)

Anonymous said...

But they didn't SAY it. They have to say it...and then you get to say, YES! They said it. And then you laugh about their heads going up into their rectal sphincters and being stuck on SCHTOOPID.

Anonymous said...

So you DON'T beat me, so there!

Pastorius said...

I admit it. You beat me.

Always On Watch said...

Not a word about this on our local news!

Always On Watch said...

I take it back. The story just got a three-second mention.

Epaminondas said...

Hey this is only done by misguided or insane individuals anyway. That's not news, so there's no problem.