Time for the REAL Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard. Sarah Palin always beats the point spread. Sarah Palin once bit the head off a live Osprey snatched from the air as it tried to fly off with a fish she caught. Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon. Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll. Sarah Palin's finishing move in the VP debate will be
pulling Biden's still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
Sarah Palin once won a competitive eating contest by devouring three live caribou Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth Sarah Palin is actually Kaiser Sose. Sarah Palin can divide by zero Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity's war against the machines Sarah Palin is the "other" whom Yoda spoke about The Russians sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not submit to autocracy. Sarah Palin will send Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.