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Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Time for the REAL Sarah Palin

If you haven't seen the two sites this came from, you need to....

  • Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.
  • Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.
  • Sarah Palin once bit the head off a live Osprey snatched from the air as it tried to fly off with a fish she caught.
  • Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
  • Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
  • Sarah Palin's finishing move in the VP debate will be
    pulling Biden's still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
  • Sarah Palin once won a competitive eating contest by devouring three live caribou
  • Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth
  • Sarah Palin is actually Kaiser Sose.
  • Sarah Palin can divide by zero
  • Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity's war against the machines
  • Sarah Palin is the "other" whom Yoda spoke about
  • The Russians sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not submit to autocracy.
  • Sarah Palin will send Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.

  • And....




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    4 Comments:

    Blogger Citizen Warrior said...

    Well done, Epaminondas! That's funny.

    Wednesday, September 03, 2008 9:57:00 pm  
    Blogger Pastorius said...

    "She's the most interesting woman in the world."

    Wednesday, September 03, 2008 10:57:00 pm  
    Blogger Always On Watch said...

    Epa,
    You should've posted a spew alert for that video. LOL!

    Thursday, September 04, 2008 2:08:00 am  
    Blogger Epaminondas said...

    WATCH ONLY WHILE DRINKING HOT COFFEE!

    Thursday, September 04, 2008 2:55:00 am  

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