All of us, every single man, woman, and child on the face of the Earth were born with the same unalienable rights; to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And, if the governments of the world can't get that through their thick skulls, then, regime change will be necessary.
Do I dare go to the Annual Salem Halloween Street Party and Beer Riot as a Deranged Obamaton...? In the Mo Da Bomb t-shirt in the name of spreading complete cognitive dissonance wherever I go?
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Well done.
Very moving.
I laughed. I cried. I painted my nails black.
What were you on when you made this?
And where can I get some?
Do I dare go to the Annual Salem Halloween Street Party and Beer Riot as a Deranged Obamaton...? In the Mo Da Bomb t-shirt in the name of spreading complete cognitive dissonance wherever I go?
If only I knew I could run faster...
revereridesagain,
Do you do drugs? Not a good idea.
Pastorius,
By the way, my mom and I are having a debate, is that girl or a boy in the video
My daugher says it's a boy.
Pastorius' daughter: no I didn't
Pastorius: Yes, you did, you little twerp. Don't try to make me feel like a fool in front of all my readers. Leave Pastorius alone.
Pastorius' daughter: what readers?
Pastorius: How many times do I have to tell you, I have lots of readers, and they care about me. I'm a human being, after all.
Pastorius' daughter: are you sure about the human being part?
Pastorius: Kids today, don't have any respect.
Pastorius' daughter: well you don't show respect either, you fart in the living room without warning.
Pastorius: That's your freaking Chihuahua-weenie, or whatever the heck that little rat you call a "dog" is called.
Pastorius' daughter: you are a chihuahua yourself with your pale skin
Pastorius: Look at this, a racist hater in my own family, even my daughter's hate me for the color of my skin ...
Pastorius' daughter: Oh that's not true, it's just almost everyone in our family is tan, and you are not -
Pastorius: You are albino-phobic.
Bye.
I'm never letting my daughter comment on my blog ever again.
And, that's final.
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