AL QAEDA SEX FACEBOOK AND SCHTUFF - A Drunk Post

First off, all things in moderation kids - and you're fine. There's nothing worse than a self proclaimed pothead or drunk or fat a$$. Now to the article and then my clever statements:

Online Jihadists Plan for 'Invading Facebook'

Online jihadists have already used YouTube, blogs and other social media to spread their propaganda. Now, a group of internet Islamic extremists is putting together a plan for "invading Facebook."

"We can use Facebook to fight the media," notes a recent posting on the extremist al-Faloja forum, translated by Jihadica.com. "We can post media on Facebook that shows the Crusader losses."

"We have already had great success in raiding YouTube," the poster adds. "American politicians have used Facebook to get votes, like the house slave Obama."

Groups like al-Qaida were pioneering users of the internet — to train, share ideas and organize. But some observers, like George Washington University professor Marc Lynch, see a reluctance to embrace Web 2.0 tools like Facebook. "One of the biggest problems for a virtual network like AQ today is that it needs to build connections between its members while protecting itself from its enemies. That's a filtering problem: How do you get your people in, and keep intelligence agents out?" he asks.

But as Jihadica.com author and West Point Combating Terrorism Center fellow William McCants notes, the proposed Facebook invasion "is not an attempt to replicate [existing] social networks." Instead, "the members of the campaign want to exploit existing networks of people who are hostile to them and presumably they will adopt new identities once they have posted their material."

The al-Faloja poster suggests seven "brigades" work together within Facebook. One will distribute videos and writing of so-called "martyrs." Another will spread military training material. Most of them will work in Arabic, presumably. But one of the units will focus just on spread English-language propaganda through Facebook.

So as not to get sued, the link to that article is: http://blog.wired.com/defense/2008/12/online-jihadist.html

Astounding! Now Jihadi's attempt to take over our Facebook Realite (accent on the "e")! After so many months and years trying to perfect our profiles to make us look like badasses with our universities and degrees, and jobs, and networks, the jihadi's want to try and disinform us????? Well, that's not too difficult as my earlier post already elucidates, the Muslim youth consider the Iraqi Shoe Throwing Journalist a HERO.

But Honestly, what are the Facebook jihadi's going to do ??? To be honest, if I were them I would just look for educated hotties. There are certainly tons of babes. And how can a sex depraved Jihadi deny that? Afterall, is that not the fundamental cause of the Muslim violence, sexual devpravatiy? Did I spell that word correctly?

Seriously, all those liberal, slutty babes that are registered for Multicultural or Arab studies are yours Mohammad! This will put a bit of a damper on your mass suicide bombing plans! You know, all that pootie tang? It sure takes a lot out of an Arab male. Well, for me 5 seconds, tops. But I'm just being positive here, supportive, if you will.

I really feel for my muslim brothers afterall, I know what it means to feel guilt for all your sexual needs, being raised a catholic.

You just need to let it all out, even your homosexual needs. Just feel FREEEEEEE like Leo DiCaprio on the deck of the Titanic... "KING OOOOOF THEEEEE WORLDDD"... you know, before the whole hitting the glacier and freezing to death thing.. at least you got to bang that actress whose name I forget right now

You know what will really do it... These facebook jihadi's want to POKE us to death with the POKE feature. I have to admit, the first time I heard of the poke feature, i thought it referenced poking, as in penis in a vagina scenerio. Am I the only one?

By the way, what will they put as their university? Al Quaeda U? That sort of gives it away, non?

So where am I going here? Basically, I feel like the net is actually a way for the West to win in the end, because it brings with it all the great things like pornography, humor, myspace, facebook, cam girls, spammers, youtube, and blogger. The more the jihadis open it up., the more their own people are influenced by us! Let the big boobed women reign supreme, the West shall win this war via SEX!!!!!

And if I am wrong? Possible... But one thing I know for sure, those scarved muslim females are the next Western Male fantasy... We just want to rip that off of your face and go crazy! Watch out Muslim Males! The Wester Sex Fiend is on the loose! Viva La Revolucion!




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