(It's Epaminondas!)
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty (or affect your parent's credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things . . . and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC!
Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accomodate THE FUTURE).
I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if you choose a career in MUSIC . . . The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only . . . if you have to load or unload, go to the WHITE ZONE . . . you'll love it . . . it's a way of life . . .
Hi, it's me, I'm back. This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only . . . if you gotta load or if you gotta unload, go to the WHITE ZONE . . . you'll love it . . . it's a way of life . . . that's right! You'll love it, it's a way of life, that's right, you'll love it, a way of life, right, love it . . . This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER
Frank Zappa (as prophet:)
Central Scrutinizer/Joe's Garage
5 comments:
Lol, MR. Very good.
I propose to create a subcommittee lead by a czar to decide what medal shall we give to the great CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER.
The subcommittee will be divided in 4 sub-branches:
a) How the medal should be named.
b) What precious metal (or stone or alloy) will be used to make the medal
c) Where and when the medal will be awarded
d) This subcommittee will supervise and coordinate the work of a. b. and c. For more details refer to paragraph 11.640/976
How I love that album
Where I work they've appointed a parking czar. No kidding.
Couple weeks ago some schmuck came up with the idea that if you're parking in our lots, you must back into the parking space so your first move on leaving is to pull forward. And if you're driving a company vehicle, regardless of where you are -- another office, the mall, McDonald's, you must also back into the parking space. They held meetings on this. For everyone. No kidding.
So Monday this went into effect and today a few stubborn or forgetfu types parked wrong. Horrors.
They had someone go around, take pictures of the cars parked wrong, emailed the pictures to all the supervisors with instructions to address the offending employees. We're talking walking around a parking lot with quite a few hundred cars in it.
Someone has waaaay too much time on their hands.
Me? I park on the street. Always have, always will.
So after this lunacy Zappa seems completely mainstream to me.
Joe's Garage. Just awesome awesome stuff.
That's because we are not (yet) in "1984" but strongly heading to "Brasil".
Don't worry, just an intermediary stage.
andre79 is correct!
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