Thursday, June 11, 2009

The Fool King Telleth a Wicked Tale



1. In the waning days of The West, the Fool King, in an effort to appease those lawless Warlords of Allah's House, went forth abroad and did speak to the denizens of Allah's House, telling wicked and foolish lies:

2. He told a wicked, wicked lie, which is perniciously spread by the lawless sons of Allah's prophet, whose bowels forever pass the gas of pigs in the presence of the Mockers whom he has slain, may they be justified in eternity.

3. And here is that wicked lie: That Moses the Lawgiver, and Jesus the Messiah and Mohammed, the false prophet of Allah, who is but Satan in disguise all did worship together and they did pray together. But this is a lie, and verily, this is what indeed, came to pass:

4. In the Plain of the Dead, Moses the Lawgiver was questioned by the vile, false prophet of Allah, who is Satan in disguise. And the false prophet did ask Moses, "Art thou a Jew?"

5. And Moses, speaking the truth, did say, "Yea, verily, it is so. I am a Jew." "And is thy father a Jew, and likewise, thy mother a Jew?" "Most certainly, false prophet, my mother was a Jew, and also my father, and my brother and sister are Jews as well."
And being filled with rage, the false prophet of Allah, who is but Satan in disguise, did cut off the head of Moses.

6. And turning to Christ, he demanded to know if He were a Christian, and Jesus spake, saying, I am a Jew, and my mother was a Jew, and my father is God, who will judge the quick and the dead.

7. And Mohammed, who became crazed with madness, took Jesus and did crucify him anew.


8. And this is what is done these very days, by the sons of Allah and his false prophet. They continue to behead, and to crucify, for they follow their false prophet, and say thus, "he is the perfect ensample to all mankind, let us be like unto him."

9. May God forgive them, for they have no understanding. And may we gird up our minds, because we have understanding, and are therefore, without excuse.

10. For e'en though a lie hath been told oft and is durable, once the painful truth is told, the lie loseth its charm.

11. And the once confused and now liberated soul doth make merry, in spite of the best efforts of the Liars and Soothsayers and the Manipulators of Perception....as clearly demonstrated in the following bit of revisionist video history:


6 comments:

Pastorius said...

Awesome.

One quibble, I don't remember Moses being beheaded. Could you explain that part. Is that a reference to Daniel Pearl?

I liked the part where Satan asks Jesus if he is a Christian.

"I am a Jew."

That's right. Jesus was a Jew. A simple fact, often forgotten.

midnight rider said...

Hey Jewel! Tell that JauJau dame there's a 12 Girls Band video up for her back on Sunday :)

Judith -Slayer of Holofernes (aka Madame Scherzo) said...

Jaco, the reference was indeed to Daniel Pearl. I chose to use this falsehood to demonstrate a truth and to counter the falsehood of Obama's pandering statement concerning the lie that Moses, Jesus and Mohammed gathered to pray together. I am not sure who would, in the light of history would be comforted by such a ludicrous tale, maybe the methodists or unitarians, but surely no one with any horse sense.
And MR. I will relay the glad tidings of 12 girl joy to my evil inner twin....

Anonymous said...

Ugh. After repeatedly passing over this thread I figured out what was so intensely repulsive about it.

The mosaic image of the false one.

Is it real? Where is this mosaic located if real?

I suppose it all boils down to reflecting on the thousands of similar artistic renderings worshipping self-indulgent misogynistic leaders (Stalin, Lenin, Ghadaffi, Saddam, etc.).

revereridesagain said...

Speaking of bands, anything new from the Cheerleaders lately?

My entry in gonzo versions of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" vids is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAsMQ0V-xn0&feature=related

That should get you vampires in a a kiddies' art gallery singing it in Polish and the girl has to keep holding her dress up.

Next entry?

Pastorius said...

Yeah, there is something new from the Cheerleaders. Thanks for reminding me.

I'll put it up.