All of us, every single man, woman, and child on the face of the Earth were born with the same unalienable rights; to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And, if the governments of the world can't get that through their thick skulls, then, regime change will be necessary.
Thursday, June 04, 2009
Hail Seizer: One Day In The News Life Of Our Dear Leader
Shhhhhh! Pasto, dude, The Central Scrutinizer is listening!He'll have us all listening to Barry Manilow at 10!
Been a really screwed up day, huh?
Lessee here vunct nah. . .
"Obama participates in NBC spoof. . ." -- his whole administration is a spoof
"'Comrade' Obama more left-wing..." -- Well there's a shocker. Chavez must be reading IBA
"Bin Laden audio released..." -- Proof of life or Zombieism?
" White House: Al-Qaeda trying to distract from Obama speech..." -- couple or 3 pounds of Anthrax released in a giant Basketball or Hockey area would prove real distracting
"NBCNEWS ANCHOR BOWS BEFORE PRESIDENT?" -- This is news? They've been bowing and showing obiescense since late 2007 or so
"Gov't posts sensitive list of US nuclear sites..." -- Loose lips sink ships
"OBAMA: IRAN HAS RIGHT TO NUCLEAR POWER..." -- I think we should park some of our nuclear power a couple hundred miles off their coasts, about 150 ft below the surface. Kinda like a hot chick popping out of a surprise birthday cake
"Israelis growing increasingly anxious..." -- Ya think? Of who? Us or Iran?
"Ahmadinejad says Holocaust a 'big deception'..." -- The great dwarfbrain monkeyman thinks the jokes on jew
"Gitmo inmates say tensions rising..." -- happens when you risk being beaten to death in general population at a max ecurity American prison. Bend over, you Crazy Jihadi. I'm just a randy old goat.
" Private sector axes 532,000 jobs in May... Developing..." Developing what? More jobs thru the Stimuless?
"Geithner faces sluggish market, rents out NY home..." Right. Autos weren't enough now the govt wants in on the landlord business.
"VIDEO: Dem Leader says he hasn't read a single Sotomayor opinion..." Just sit tight, dude. All you need worry about is what they tell you YOUR opinion is going to be.
"Sotomayor: Sotto Voce..." Maybe she can sing solo, too. So low we won't EVER hear her.
"Book: Obama marriage strained by 2000 House race..." I'm tellin' ya Carla Bruni didn't kiss Barry because she was afraid Michelle would bitchslap her, and then bitchslap Barry.
See? Hope I made sense of it all. There's really nothing to worry about.
No, the scariest part is this is just ONE DAY in the headlines of our celebrity President. How many days have passed just like this and how many to we have to yet endure. And yet America remains deaf dumb and blind (but the Russians see it!)(and somewhere in a Politboro dark dusty corner they are cheering)(in China, too) to it all and the mdeia whores keep it that way while bowing to him. That's the scariest part of it all. And it keeps getting worse.
We don't have to make him a Manchurian boogeyman. The real thing is just as bad. Or maybe worse.
5 comments:
Shhhhhh! Pasto, dude, The Central Scrutinizer is listening!He'll have us all listening to Barry Manilow at 10!
Been a really screwed up day, huh?
Lessee here vunct nah. . .
"Obama participates in NBC spoof. . ." -- his whole administration is a spoof
"'Comrade' Obama more left-wing..." -- Well there's a shocker. Chavez must be reading IBA
"Bin Laden audio released..." -- Proof of life or Zombieism?
" White House: Al-Qaeda trying to distract from Obama speech..." -- couple or 3 pounds of Anthrax released in a giant Basketball or Hockey area would prove real distracting
"NBCNEWS ANCHOR BOWS BEFORE PRESIDENT?" -- This is news? They've been bowing and showing obiescense since late 2007 or so
"Gov't posts sensitive list of US nuclear sites..." -- Loose lips sink ships
"OBAMA: IRAN HAS RIGHT TO NUCLEAR POWER..." -- I think we should park some of our nuclear power a couple hundred miles off their coasts, about 150 ft below the surface. Kinda like a hot chick popping out of a surprise birthday cake
"Israelis growing increasingly anxious..." -- Ya think? Of who? Us or Iran?
"Ahmadinejad says Holocaust a 'big deception'..." -- The great dwarfbrain monkeyman thinks the jokes on jew
"Gitmo inmates say tensions rising..." -- happens when you risk being beaten to death in general population at a max ecurity American prison. Bend over, you Crazy Jihadi. I'm just a randy old goat.
" Private sector axes 532,000 jobs in May... Developing..." Developing what? More jobs thru the Stimuless?
"Geithner faces sluggish market, rents out NY home..." Right. Autos weren't enough now the govt wants in on the landlord business.
"VIDEO: Dem Leader says he hasn't read a single Sotomayor opinion..." Just sit tight, dude. All you need worry about is what they tell you YOUR opinion is going to be.
"Sotomayor: Sotto Voce..." Maybe she can sing solo, too. So low we won't EVER hear her.
"Book: Obama marriage strained by 2000 House race..." I'm tellin' ya Carla Bruni didn't kiss Barry because she was afraid Michelle would bitchslap her, and then bitchslap Barry.
See? Hope I made sense of it all. There's really nothing to worry about.
Except The Central Scrutinizer. . .
Frankly.... 0(zero) news worthy.
Kuddos to those who kept up the fight and kept going in spite being labeled as raaaacists.
This is NON-NEWS for us. We knew this back 2008.
However this is hurricane-sandstorm-earthquake on the lefties who attacked us for being "islamofascists" "truthers".
Oh, well, lets ignore that one and move on. Hopefully one day The One PR will out another so-called shock release.
MR,
The news today shows how thoroughly corrupt and frightening Obama is.
Of all the disgusting news here, one of the most disgusting things to me is that Obama participated in a commercial for NBC.
A President doing a commercial for a corporation, let alone a media outlet.
Talking about blurring the lines between government and corporations ...
The Lefties ought to be appalled.
No, the scariest part is this is just ONE DAY in the headlines of our celebrity President. How many days have passed just like this and how many to we have to yet endure. And yet America remains deaf dumb and blind (but the Russians see it!)(and somewhere in a Politboro dark dusty corner they are cheering)(in China, too) to it all and the mdeia whores keep it that way while bowing to him. That's the scariest part of it all. And it keeps getting worse.
We don't have to make him a Manchurian boogeyman. The real thing is just as bad. Or maybe worse.
Yeah, you're right. That is the scariest part.
But, if it's going to get worse, it's going to have to be worse than the idea that our President, apparently, would like us to be a Muslim nation.
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