Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Al-Qaida predicts Obama's fall by Muslim nation

An Egyptian Christian friend of mine told me that the Islamic world hates that we elected an Apostate Muslim. They see it as the ultimate humiliation.

My Egyptian Christian friend, who is ten times the passionate counter-Jihadi that I am, says he loves that Barack Obama is President of the United States (by the way, he still, to this day, drives around with a McCain/Palin bumper sticker), because it is a gob of spit in the face of the Muslim world every day.

Sounds good to me.

And, if Al Qaeda hates Obama, then all the better. I say to them, "Fuck you, AQ, he's the President of the United States. He's our President. You can suck our big American cock. America, Fuck Yeah."

LOL


CAIRO – Al-Qaida on Tuesday released a new 106-minute long video predicting President Barack Obama's downfall at the hands of theMuslim world.

The Arabic-language video, entitled "The West and the Dark Tunnel," is part of series of messages by the organization marking the eighth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks. Bin Laden released a short message of his own on Sept. 14.

Like similar long messages on previous anniversaries, it featured testimony from several leading al-Qaida figures intercut with news footage from the past year.

As in the past, al-Qaida attempted to conflate Obama with his predecessor, George W. Bush, who was widely disliked by Muslims for his invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq.

Many analysts believe that al-Qaida has been alarmed by Obama's comparative popularity in the Middle East, especially following his landmark speech to the Muslim world in Cairo in June.

"America has come in a new, hypocritical face. Smiling at us, but stabbing us with the same dagger that Bush used," said Al-Qaida No. 2 Ayman al-Zawahri in the message.

"God willing, your end will be at the hands of the Muslim nation, so that the world and history will be free of your crimes and lies," he said addressing Obama at the end of the two-part video.

The message also featured several appearances of Adam Gadahn, also known as Azzam al-Amriki, an American who grew up in southern California, converted to Islam and joined al-Qaida. He was charged with treason in 2006 and there is a $1 million reward for information leading to his arrest or conviction.

Gadahn's remarks celebrating the defeat of Bush and ridiculing Obama suggest the video was made in late August or early September.

"The important question is will Obama and his Democrats learn from his predecessor's mistakes or will they go on repeating them until they too leave office in humiliation and disgrace," said the heavily bearded American, dressed in a white robe.

"Unfortunately for the Democrats, and judging by their first seven-and-a-half months at the helm of the sinking American ship, the prognosis doesn't look good," he said.

The message included a lengthy section on U.S. prisons and torture facilities and showed footage of what appeared to be an American torturing an Afghan for information by dunking his head into a bucket of water.

The SITE Intelligence Group, which monitors extremist Web sites, identified the person conducting the torture as Jonathan Keith Idema, who also appeared in last year's al-Qaida video.

The message also discussed the progress of the various jihadi movements around the world, in particularTaliban victories against U.S. forces in Afghanistan.

The video's strident anti-American tone and detailed enumeration of what it describes as the U.S. crimes was in sharp contrast to the earlier bin Laden message, which appeared to be an appeal to the American people to sever their ties with Israel and end the war with al-Qaida.





Take that, you pathetic AQ Jihadifucks. You guys don't even know that that's a joke on us, and that's a joke on you.

You stupid Jihadicocksuckas.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

I don't know about this version of the song, but TEAM AMERICA (from whence this song comes) IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!! If you haven't seen it you must!!!

Pastorius said...

Yeah, I know.

But, the larger point is, we can take a joke and the Muslim world can't.

I laugh at this video. It is funny. Of that there is no doubt. It doesn't matter if it's absolutely true. It is a funny perspective.

I also think John Stewart is fuuny, even when he is contradicting my most personal beliefs. He's funny.

Free Speech, and ultimately America is all about being able to insult each other freely.

Sorry if that bugs anyone, but it's true.

Muslims can't take it for a second.

As it says in our sidebar, the Ayatollah Khomeieni said,

"There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humour in Islam. There is no fun in Islam."

LL said...

If there is no joke in Islam, how did Dear Leader get himself elected as leader of the free world?

Pastorius said...

Exactly.

The perfect joke on the Islamic world.

Perfect.

Content, I am, says my inner Yoda.