Friday, May 14, 2010

Medal For Restraint

The Military has implemented a new medal honoring those who show restraint in battle.

Here it is:


The Golden Pussy

What do you think? Would you want one?

13 comments:

christian soldier said...

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Just got back from my favorite -Sol Y' Luna-Happy Hour-had a Margarita - so - will be bit more "wordy' than normal...or - maybe not...posted about this a couple of days ago--you KNOW how I feel about our BEST!!!!!
http://carolmsblog.blogspot.com/2010/05/un-nato-want-our-best-to-hold-fire-get.html
Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
C-CS

Anonymous said...

Pastorius, You are free to do what you want, use the word "fag," all you want, make up a medal called the golden pussy, but as a female veteran, I'm not amused by this at all.

Pastorius said...

If you're looking for genteel, you're gonna have to get it from MR, I'm afraid.

Pastorius said...

By the way, MLAR, have you ever called a guy a "dick", because he was acting like a jerk?

If so, maybe you ought to call me a dick right now.

Wait, but then ...

Anonymous said...

It's an insult to all the women who have served and are serving our country with bravery and honor. Nice to know you recognize their contributions and patriotism.

Go ahead, be a little dick!!!

And speaking of dicks, since you and so many others are so unwilling to recognize and respect the women who serve in our armed forces, maybe you should have called your little medal: Limp Dick?

Yeah, I can stoop to your level.

Pastorius said...

Ugh.

You really think I don't recognize women's contributions?

Have you ever called a man a dick?

midnight rider said...

Yep. That's me. Just like my hero Teddy R. said

"Walk Genteelly and Carry a Big Dick. I mean Gun. Whatever."

gen·teel (jn-tl)
adj.
1. Refined in manner; well-bred and polite.
2. Free from vulgarity or rudeness.
3. Elegantly stylish:


(dude, you sure you got the right MR?)

abdooss said...

:-?

Epaminondas said...

You can call it any damn thing u want, but in the end, it's just an invitation to get you and the people you depend on and who depend on you... DEAD.

It is the perfect expression of Obama's use of the military.

Their lives, and their families futures play second fiddle to the chance that a non firing supporter of those who wish to kill our way of life, is in the same building with the killers, and needs to be held aloft and out of mortal danger while our people 'apologize' for having to be there and inconvenience all because 19 one offs killed more people than at Pearl Harbor.

BTW Mighty, Pasto, IMHO after years here, is an equal opportunity offender.

He could have chosen a baby kitty or puppy or panda, but while being more PC would have missed by vulgar brutality the REAL LOSSES coming over this hideous, nauseating, delusional 'award'. It's the vulgar offense which underlines the point .. to me anyway

Hope you understand.

Always On Watch said...

My cousin (USMC) will shortly be deployed to Afghanistan. I surely hope that he will not show restraint!

Pastorius said...

It probably would have been more funny if I would have chosen this as the reward:

http://catsplanet.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/kitten_01.jpg

midnight rider said...

Yep. Just like my hero Teddy R said

"Walk genteelly and carry a big fuzzy little kitten."

hmm. . .

Pastorius said...

MLAR,
You said: Sexism in the military is a huge problem, just like it is in our society. And so is gay bashing.


So, you think I don't like gay people or women, huh?