Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Egypt: Shark Attacks in the Red Sea - It's The Jews Fault

Mossad may be behind Red Sea shark attacks'

See, you can tell it's a Jewish shark, cuz it's circumcised
Egyptian authorities leaving no stone unturned in bid to discover mysterious shark attacks which left German tourist dead. 

'Mossad plot not out of the question,' says South Sinai governor. 

Shark attacks on tourists in the Red Sea have triggered a flurry of speculation as to what could have caused them, with suggestions ranging from overfishing to an Israeli plot to harm Egyptian tourism. Others suggested it could have been part of a secret plot by Israel's Mossad intelligence agency. 

"What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark (in the sea) to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question, but it needs time to confirm," South Sinai Governor Mohamed Abdel Fadil Shousha was quoted as saying by state news site egynews.net.

Egyptians often blame neighboring Israel for a variety of problems such as drug and weapon smuggling, or say it supports media that seek to portray Egypt in a bad light. 

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4 comments:

Silverfiddle said...

Why do you have to promote Helen Thomas by posting her picture?

Pastorius said...

Helen's penis head is circumcised you know.

Unknown said...

I don't know never knew that the naked mole rat was a relative of the shark family.Or a native Israeli rodent.

Epaminondas said...

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!