All of us, every single man, woman, and child on the face of the Earth were born with the same unalienable rights; to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And, if the governments of the world can't get that through their thick skulls, then, regime change will be necessary.
By Saturday a human chain of volunteers surrounded the Museum to thwart any further theft or damage but sadly a statue from the tomb of Tutankhamun, representing the king riding on a panther, was thrown to the ground and broke in two.
The Egyptians use mummies in the 19th century to fuel their locomotives. We owe this wonderful conceit to Mark Twain, who in The Innocents Abroad (1869) writes, "The fuel [Egyptian railroaders] use for the locomotive is composed of mummies three thousand years old, purchased by the ton or by the graveyard for that purpose, and . . . sometimes one hears the profane engineer call out pettishly, 'D--n these plebeians, they don't burn worth a cent--pass out a King!'" Lest anyone fail to realize it's a joke, Twain then adds, "Stated to me for a fact. I only tell it as I got it. I am willing to believe it. I can believe anything."
Hi Alex. Actually i read something similar about the use of old mummies to fuel fires.Even outside in the desert where you know there's hardly any firewood and it gets real cold at night.We're not talking present day but early 20 Century stories.
Mummies are perfect "Time Capsules"! Very well preserved History books ! Heinrich Heine had something to say about burning books!... Even if Mark Twain's story turns out to be a joke, it is still a good description of Egypt's present situation !
P.S. Half of the "Dead Sea Scrolls" didn't escape this faith... The Bedouins used it as fuel for cooking !... AND THIS IS NOT A JOKE !
A recent email sent to me said that Muslims were not worth crap. Actually, that is their only worth. Dried out Muslim poop can be used for fuel and so Muslims are not completely worthless despite what I write in my blog.
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Hi Pasto.
Remember the Taliban and the Buddhas of Bamiyan?And the temples in India turned in to Mosques?Well it's Egypts turn!
There can only be one!
According to Muslims, there is no history besides Allah's lies.
Egyptians burn mummies as fuel ?
The Egyptians use mummies in the 19th century to fuel their locomotives. We owe this wonderful conceit to Mark Twain, who in The Innocents Abroad (1869) writes, "The fuel [Egyptian railroaders] use for the locomotive is composed of mummies three thousand years old, purchased by the ton or by the graveyard for that purpose, and . . . sometimes one hears the profane engineer call out pettishly, 'D--n these plebeians, they don't burn worth a cent--pass out a King!'" Lest anyone fail to realize it's a joke, Twain then adds, "Stated to me for a fact. I only tell it as I got it. I am willing to believe it. I can believe anything."
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Someone's getting a curse!
Hi Alex.
Actually i read something similar about the use of old mummies to fuel fires.Even outside in the desert where you know there's hardly any firewood and it gets real cold at night.We're not talking present day but early 20 Century stories.
Will,
How sad !
Mummies are perfect "Time Capsules"! Very well preserved History books !
Heinrich Heine had something to say about burning books!...
Even if Mark Twain's story turns out to be a joke, it is still a good description of Egypt's present situation !
P.S.
Half of the "Dead Sea Scrolls" didn't escape this faith...
The Bedouins used it as fuel for cooking !... AND THIS IS NOT A JOKE !
Alex.
A recent email sent to me said that Muslims were not worth crap. Actually, that is their only worth. Dried out Muslim poop can be used for fuel and so Muslims are not completely worthless despite what I write in my blog.
Also, as always, thanks for linking.
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