Thursday, August 04, 2011

What is a Ponzi Scheme Propped Up By A Relentless Influx of Immigrants Entering at a Rate Too Great To Assimilate, Alex?

We Get Mail from a Cog in the Wheel of the American Welfare State.

18 comments:

Mr Mayor said...

She can read? Damn sure can't write. Perfect example of a booger eatin' MOron!

Alexander Münch said...

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I didn't do nothin'! That's him ! Will !...
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Epaminondas said...

I volunteer to start a fund to sterilize her, and/or pay for a one way ticket to........ SHENZEN where they have a state run day care for her kids and she can make my Ipods 60 hours a week and live in state paid for dormitories, under state paid for minders (so she won't kill herself after a few months).

Rick Olson said...

I am the one who received the e-mail I am a blogger on NHInsider and Granite Grok....

Frankly, I didn't know how to respond...I mean seriously, how do you respond to such rank ignorance? and besides, I was rather flattered...if the thing isn't a hoax, then I have gotten a real live e-mail from a certifiable "gimme-girl/lay-about"

If it weren't for the ample supply of "green-eggs and gub'ment cheeze" life would be less interesting...too bad we can't keep stupid people like pets...only the state does.

But often times it is good to be ever reminded that a great many now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits...

Regards,

Rick Olson
www.granitegrok.com

Alexander Münch said...


Rick Olson,

Please forgive me for not asking your permission...
But "Pasto" did ! And I said OK...
My blog is too small and I'm glad to see it on IBA.
This "Input" is HYSTERICAL !

Thank you,

Alex.

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious Rick. I thought Will rec'd it.

I only wrote "We get mail" as a joke.

When I get home later, I will credit your blog.

Rick Olson said...

Yeah...its all good. We are liking the same stuff...and whats a good laugh now and then

Letz here it for Publik EdumaCayshen and Planed Pairant-hood!

Rick@the Grok

Dag said...

I think that was too perfectly stupid to be real. But I'm not complaining.

Rick Olson said...

I thought the same thing...I was being spoofed....but I have unfortunately met a few of those people out in Newmarket, NH and quite frankly, seeing what they text to one another....the spelling and usage is consistent with the form and content of this e-mail.

I'm thinking perhaps they're not filling any Technical Writing" jobs anytime soon....More like public speaking...."You want Fries witt dat?"

ronmorgen said...

Future Democratic voting block. Lol

B. Silver said...

I call such people "undisconnect bugs", because they believe in System so much to die for him! Don't worry i found the same mail many times... Makes me laught ;)

Anonymous said...

off-topic

breivik, blond, blue eyed:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020732/Norway-shooting-Anders-Behring-Breivik-plastic-surgery-look-Aryan.html

Pastorius said...

Anhelli,
Feel free to forward any such mail to us, for prompt mockery.

This is some hilarious stuff.

Rick brings up a good point. I see my younger relatives writing like this ALL THE TIME. It is a kind of text language. But, the thing is, I am not really sure they know how to write BETTER than that. Some don't speak any better.

Dag said...

Time to tout Orwell, "Politics and the English Language," which is probably available on-line now.

Rick Olson said...

I did get a response from Cassie after I posted her e-mail...it went like this:

u r a basted. u posted my email to u on your sites granitegrok and nhinsider u r a mean mean person u made fun of me peple have feelings ya know u dint give me a email back or ask my permison to put it up so now i will sue u u will here from my layer. i am not a dummy i am smart you r a dummy u are a basted i hope u ketch a disese u r a worm and u still SUCK BIG TIME! i hate u.
SO I decided to respond back to her....

Dear Cassie:
Thank you for your thoughts...no, wait a minute, scratch that...Thank you for your "viscera" (HELP ALONG #1: Viscera: "not intellectual; instinctive, unreasoning; dealing with crude or elemental emotions) Perhaps your comprehension is a "bit for want." Receiving your spirited feedback regarding my support to defund Planned Parenthood, I was at a loss as to how to respond to you in a manner that would be meaningful to you, as it is quite obvious that your message bears witness to challenges in reading and writing. Summarily, (HELP ALONG #2 Summarily: quickly and without discussion or ceremony) I made a plea to support literacy. And I agree...making fun of Stupid People is both mean and not useful.

Perhaps you are correct that I am a "dummy". Would you not feel like a "dummy" even giving 15 seconds to responding to such an e-mail message as this? I mean, lets be honest here. Go back below and re-read your message to me...Is it not a fair assessment (HELP ALONG #3 Assessment: The evaluation or estimation of the nature, quality, or ability of someone or something: "the assessment of educational needs") for me to conclude that I could have a far superior dialog with a wilting house plant?
Finally, sue away, Cassie...Tis a true American luxury that our system of Jurisprudence permits one to file suit against a ham "Sammich" (That is "redneck" speak for Sandwich and, being a redneck, I like the word) (HELP ALONG #4: jurisprudence: a system or body of law) I think that exercise might prove fun. And if nothing else, my mere response to you serves as an invaluable mini-tutoring in the English language, given your rank destruction of it...I did assert HELP ALONG's based on my view of your comprehension (or lack theeof). And I won't even charge you for that! it's on the house.

If it upsets you...well, You can go on Jerry Springer and tell him all about it, otherwise you will get over it with time, medication and counseling.

Fondest Regards,

Rick

Pastorius said...

I definitely have a fondness for her.

She's awesome.

We could make her an honorary IBA writer if she would like to be. She can send in articles she has written and we will post them.

Dag said...

Hear, here, I say. This girl's literacy makes D. (Q.C.) look Shakespearean in comparison; and yet Cassie is endearing in a way the other is not. Visceral is ripe with emotion and verve, if not the ratiocinations one expects from some other contributors here, hear-- or read; thus I say, or shout, or write, "Here, Cassie, hear, write."

Dag said...

This is lovely, writing of such stellar brilliance that it lights up the Northern skies in ways that outshine such limited luminaries as Andromeda, Cepheus, or poor Pereus. A star, no, I say five stars in one person, are born! Cassie, OH! Peia! I say with definite passion.