The Cup of the Prophet Hath Been Returned
[Video in Russian but the images speak for themselves]
Did you know that Britain had the Cup of the Prophet in its possession? No? Don't get too excited, though, because we don't have it any longer. It seems the Chechens have somehow acquired it from us. Damn.
Never mind. The "return" of the "Prophet's" cup to Chechnya did at least generate some priceless real-life comedy as the cup was welcomed back with great ceremony by the country's top officials.
Look at the poor savages in this video. It must be one of the greatest days in the history of Chechnya. The prophet's cup (and two of his carpets) get an open-top Rolls-Royce escort to the Grand Mosque of Grozny, accompanied by the country's president, Ramzan Kadyrov, who is visibly moved and eventually breaks down in tears.
The story behind this foolishness is this: the Chechens claim the descendants of Mohammed had to flee Saudi Arabia because of Wahhabi persecution and somehow ended up in Chechnya. They brought his cup with them. Somehow the cup was lost in the course of time, ending up in the land of the infidel, Britain. No! But now it has come home!!! Praise be to Allah!!!
If you can't be bothered watching the whole thing, skip to 19.30 where the president breaks down in tears as he holds the cup aloft.
From Will at The Other News: