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Friday, March 09, 2012

Fuck Fluke, She's a Slut

Turns Out The Problem Wasn't Calling Sandra Fluke a Slut At All, But Merely With Disagreeing With Her

 

From Ace

A professor at Rochester knocked Limbaugh's choice of words, but then made this observation:
[W]hile Ms. Fluke herself deserves the same basic respect we owe to any human being, her position — which is what’s at issue here — deserves none whatseover. It deserves only to be ridiculed, mocked and jeered. To treat it with respect would be a travesty. I expect there are respectable arguments for subsidizing contraception (though I am skeptical that there are arguments sufficiently respectable to win me over), but Ms. Fluke made no such argument. All she said, in effect, was that she and others want contraception and they don’t want to pay for it.
Note that the attacks on Limbaugh were due, supposedly, to his "misogynistic" language.
So this professor rap his language -- but goes on to say her position is ludicrous and worthy in itself of mockery.

So, no problem, right?

Wrong.
 Ooh, once again, Pastorius is being a big meany. How could I call her a SLUT?

Well, because she is.

You want me to prove she's a slut?

I mean, it's not an airtight case, but I can make a really good case that Sandra Fluke is a slut, one of two kinds. Either she is a

1) traditional slut (bad girl, one who likes sex more than almost anything else, you know, the kind of girl guy's like)

or

2) an abortion slut.

You want to see this reasonable argument I'm gonna make, right?

Well, here it is:

Some Thoughts On Sandra Fluke's Claim That A Woman's Contraception Can Cost $3000 Over 3 Years

Her numbers were no fluke. I do not believe Sandra Fluke just made her numbers up. She is a long time activist. She knows how to represent her cause. The podium she has been given here is too big and important for her to just be winging it.

The ONLY way that contraception could add up to $3000 per year is if one has used expensive services repeatedly.

The pill at $9 a year is NOT expensive. Dr. visits and Pap Smears are not that expensive. Not  $1000 a year expensive, anyway.

The services which are expensive are

ABORTIONS (which have an average national cost of $468)

and

RU-486 - which, with Dr. visits - have an average national cost of approximately $400

So, here's a possible explanation.

Doctor visit (to obtain prescription): $75

Pap Smear (usually required by the Dr.) : $200

The Pill at $9 per month = $108 per year

1 Abortion or RU-486 = $400-468 per year

or, about $851 per year.

So, $1000 per year would be approxiamtely the cost of 1 pap smear, 1 Dr. visit, the pill, plus one abortion.

Remember, abortion is part of the constellation of contraceptive options to these people.

Well, another angle here is, contraception cost Sandra Fluke $1000 per year, because she was using condoms ... A LOT. ... you know, like,

A 12 pack of condoms is about $8. So that's .75 a piece.

1000 divided by .75 a piece =  1333 condoms a year, which figures to 3.65 condoms per day.

Yeah, I used to have a girlfriend like that. She was a good girl.

So, I rest my case. Fluke is either a traditional slut, or an abortion slut, the kind of girl who uses abortion as contraception.

Which do you think it is?

By the way, have you missed me around here?
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10 Comments:

Blogger Reliapundit said...

JAWA RIPPED ME OFF!

BUT MADE IT BETTER!

http://astuteblogger.blogspot.com/2012/03/big-contraceptive-lie.html

TWO DAYS AGO

Friday, March 09, 2012 4:32:00 am  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Yeah, the picture is worth another thousand condoms.

;-)

Friday, March 09, 2012 4:41:00 am  
Blogger midnight rider said...

I stand with El Rushbo on his original comments. None of this apology crap.

"By the way, have you missed me around here?"

HEY! WHo left the door open?!

Friday, March 09, 2012 5:52:00 am  
Blogger midnight rider said...

BTW, standing with El Rushbo includes calling for Fluke to release the sex tapes on the nternet. At least we get SOMETHING for our money.

Friday, March 09, 2012 5:54:00 am  
Blogger midnight rider said...

Dude, your math is wrong. Remember, we're talking govt accounting where a hammer costs $490 and a toilet seat $800.

The doctor visit is $750, pap smear $1200 and the pill $90 a month or $1080 a year.

So (using Reverse Polish Notation just so I can keep in practice)

$750
$1200
$1080
+

=

$3030 a year fuckin' costs (blowjobs & jerking are free)

And Ms. Slut I Mean Fluke has graciously agreed to pick up the $30 overage as a copay. But only for the first year.

A girl has to be able to buy cigarettes for afterwards doncha know. . .

HEY! Maybe she could just hook up with dudes that have had a vasectomy. She could advertise in the paper for it.

No, wait, she'd want us to pick up that cost, too.

Maybe she should learn to like anal. . .

Friday, March 09, 2012 7:52:00 am  
Blogger Always On Watch said...

Yeah, Fluke is a slut.

But here's what gets me....Why didn't Limbaugh get these stats together from the start and put those stats on the air. Force Fluke to explain those stats, and prevent Obama from taking control of the narrative.

It seems to me that Limbaugh isn't as smart as our Pastorius.

Friday, March 09, 2012 11:35:00 am  
Blogger Pastorius said...

HEY! WHo left the door open?!


I walked by and the door was open. So, I came in, had a few beers and started dancing around in my boa.

;-)

Friday, March 09, 2012 1:23:00 pm  
Blogger Pastorius said...

AOW,
You would think Rush would have gone this angle with it. But alas, he did not.

Both you and I have done radio shows. I have great respect for what Rush can do off the cuff. It's not easy.

Friday, March 09, 2012 1:25:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's a slut, tramp, trollop, camp follower, street drab, draggletail guttersnipe, lot lizard, etc. etc.
I'm sure her parents are proud of her & beaming, but I would be mortified. Reminds me: a walking mort, & that's the lowest of the low.

Silverlady

Saturday, March 10, 2012 1:56:00 am  
Blogger rgranger said...

Maybe that costs includes having to pay someone to bone her?

Saturday, March 10, 2012 4:44:00 am  

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