Man shot, killed in busy Midtown Manhattan

This is obviously an outright lie, fabricated and perpetrated by our perverse media.

There is no way this could have happened. This was in New York City, for gawd's sake. In New York City it is nearly impossible to own a gun much less be allowed to carry one.

And everyone KNOWS that tougher stricter gun laws will prevent and outright stop gun crime.

Ergo, since New York City has some of the toughest gun laws in the nation it should also have very little or no gun violence, right?

So something else must have been used to kill this man.

So what is it, then, that we should be calling to have outlawed?

The Outlaws? In this case a "male: black"

Maybe he was a mentally imbalanced male: black.

Maybe we should ban all mentally imbalanced males: black.

Before some Unchained mentally imbalanced male: black, like Jamie Foxx gets to kill all the white people. How great would that be?

Or maybe we should just ban Midtown Manhattan.

Now THERE'S an idea whose time has come.

Add D.C. and it's environs and denizens as well.

And Greater Chicago, just for shits and giggles.

That might just work. . .