Thursday, May 02, 2013

Apparently this from an italian student


Apparently from an italian student, … with annotations from an adult (you can tell who)
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
     (whose parents and grandparents paid for his private schooling by kidnapping englishmen’s students, and who scare the shit out of you, but are STILL fun to be around)
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
     (who, in an aspberger’s  fashion, doesn’t even notice, who pays for everyone’s dinner anyway, and whose parents invented the medicines that helped the rest stay healthy after saving the rest ‘s parents from the germans and japanese, WHO apparently are not allowed into this school)
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
     (and makes sure the american invites you to dinner, but you never know that)
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he’s a gentlemen
     (and is of androgynous origin, but is liable to kick your ass anyway…repeatedly)
New Zealand: Australia’s little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
    (but owns the hot springs, and is by far the most relaxed )
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
    (except for that gal who invented slutwear)
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
    (and who manages to make food better than any restaurant the american takes you to)
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
   (and gets it right)
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they’ll probably get stabbed
    (and does, unless the american is around)
Ireland: England’s short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes
   (unless he is drunk)

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