Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Forget Moody’s, Mrs. Epa has already downgraded the USA

We have decided the USA is not trustworthy to send us the check we have earned by investing in the USA all our working lives, ONCE A MONTH.
The Mrs. Epa credit rating agency does not have AAA, AAa, or BBB. It has TRUST, NO TRUST.
Based on what we have seen Mrs. Epa has rated the USA:
NO TRUST
So there will be NO 5 tire studded snow tire purchase this fall for hte truck. There will be no 5 cords of wood purchased for next winter (2014-2015). There will be no new(er) vehicle. We will NOT replace our appliances. We will NOT take some fun courses. We will restrict cross country skiing to the lake, and go to no resorts.
As Yul would have said, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
It doesn’t MATTER what the house and senate do at this point.
What does it matter if the fault is Obama’s or Reid’s or Boehner’s or Cruz’s, or Sunnstein’s, or Lew’s?
We are going to have another go around in 6 weeks, or 8 weeks, or 12 weeks, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?
So well into 5 figures of economic action will be REMOVED by this family because the USA is rated:
NO TRUST
CASH STAYS HOME. And we will watch for the new party coming.
The FLIP THE OPPOSITE LEVER PARTY

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Epa is foregoing wood?!?

That doesn't sound like a good plan, Epa.

Anonymous said...

Goin' Galt?

Where I live you can buy everything you need at a farmer's market or at a flee market though you might have to shoot some of your own meat and rent a suit if you need to go to a funeral.

Epaminondas said...

We have 5 cords of wood ready for this winter.

Mrs. Epa is a vegetarian, however this morning we WERE discussing a new rifle.

At her school's town, (pop 121) everyone ignores hunting season anyway.