Monday, September 07, 2015

Why I Hate Hippies


From Culturist John:
I hate hippies. I would like to see their hair set on fire; give them forehead tattoos reading "Die hippie die"; and chain them to basement radiators, making them live on dog food and electric shocks. And, its not just 'cause I grew up punk rock. It's 'cause their stupidity is threatening my life.Hippies never understood that evil exists. 
They think everyone will be united by 'peace and love, baby.' This is especially moronic as the hippies - the 1960s generation - were the children of the men who fought Hitler. Yeah! Peace and love from the gas chambers, idiot. 
My favorite punk rock article-cum-book is The Clash of Civilizations by Samuel P. Huntington. Written in 1992, it denied the vision that peace and love would rule the planet after the USSR fell. It said the Cold War question "Which side are you on?" would be replaced by "Who are you?" 
With a grade school insight, Huntington noted that, "Conflict along the fault line between Western and Islamic civilizations has been going on for 1,300 years." ' 
Conflict' would be a great punk band name.  
He predicted that, now that the West was receding, this long-standing conflict would heat up again.As Europe gets invaded by its traditional Muslim enemies, via 'refugees,' the damned hippies keep telling us, "No, man, it's okay to bring them in. And, we'll all just get along and our love chakras will harmonize, 'cause we're in the Age of Aquarius. You know, at heart, everyone just wants to be loved." 
This retarded kumbaya idea is the basic hippie logic behind multiculturalism. But as a culturist, I know cultural diversity is real. ISIS is real. Evil exists. So I say "BS!" to puke-inducing hippie platitudes. 
Everyone does not just want to be loved. Some want to kill you. Some want to tie you to a radiator in a basement and dismantle you bit by bit. Well, of course (disclaimer) I don't condone violence. But, I'd sooner have a hippie feel pain and humiliation, than have him invite his ISIS love pals into my nation and get killed myself.
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John Kenneth Press, Ph.D., is the ex-drummer of The Patriots, the Evangelists, and other punk bands. He currently teaches at a university in Korea (safe from all the Western hippies). Information about his book, Culturism: A Word, A Value, Our Futurecan be found at www.culturism.us.

7 comments:

Unknown said...

I had just posted it here when I saw your superior job. THANKS!

Nicoenarg said...

Awesome post. Loved it!

Epaminondas said...

Hey, I am one, and like all other stereotypes, they are wrong.

Every OTHER hippie I know who has matured into SELF SUPPORTING individuals, even in farm type communes we see SELLING at farmers markets, 'loves' only those CAPABLE of returning that feeling, and frankly it was never about THAT anyway (RED HERRING ODOER THERE)
It was about freedom for the individual to pursue happiness in any manner they wanted.

And that is why so many are LIBERTARIANS today

Pastorius said...

I understand where you're coming from. And I get it. And if the hippies I knew were like you, I wouldn't agree with John so much on this.

It may be a California thing, Epa.

Out here, all the hippies I meet are of the Hindu mysticism variety, believing that if they ignore evil, it will go away.

Pastorius said...

And they are also pro-big government and anti-freedom, PC-adherents.

Epaminondas said...

WE HATED the ***MAN*** ie any authority

thus the bumper sticker

QUESTION AUTHORITY.

Pastorius said...

Epa, I get it.

Do you understand what I mean by hippies of the Hindu mysticism variety?

Surely, you must have known some like that.

That's about the only kind I have ever met here in California.

By the way, both Culturist John and I are from SoCal. We grew up just a few miles from each other and hung out in the same subcultures. So he and I share a sensibility just as you and your hate the man Hippie friends share a sensibility.

I guess you could say CJ and I are both hate the man Punks.