The benefits of migrating to the Dar al-Islam
Wow. Some Muslims do have a sense of humor.
Here's my list:
1. Fags can learn to fly! Call ISIS for training.
2. Women are banned from driving. Very sensible.
3. Wife acting uppity? Thrash the bitch! It's perfectly legal.
4. No dogs. If you miraculously get one, then the state will kill it at no charge!
5. Gender apartheid for the win! Good news for men; protection from cooties.
6. Daughter acting slutty? Kill the whore! Then, have your family "forgive" you. No jail time.
7. What do you think of Dementors? Half our population looks like them! Every day is practically Halloween.
8. Paradise for pedophiles! Of course, buying marrying a girl younger than six is illegal. Hey, Muslims do have standards!
9. Need someone for menial work? No problem. We'll import labor from third world Asian countries and confiscate their passports. You'll have your own slaves personal assistants.
10. Total protection from filthy Jews and their writings. Customs officials will check your luggage and confiscate books written by Jewish authors. These are Muslim lands. No Einsteins and Feynmans allowed!
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