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Governments are instituted among Men,
deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed,
That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends,
it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it,
and to institute new Government

Thursday, November 03, 2016

The benefits of migrating to the Dar al-Islam

Muslim Girl: 10 Things You’ll Love about Moving to a Muslim Country from America.

Wow. Some Muslims do have a sense of humor.

Here's my list:

1. Fags can learn to fly! Call ISIS for training.

2. Women are banned from driving. Very sensible.

3. Wife acting uppity? Thrash the bitch! It's perfectly legal.

4. No dogs. If you miraculously get one, then the state will kill it at no charge!

5. Gender apartheid for the win! Good news for men; protection from cooties.

6. Daughter acting slutty? Kill the whore! Then, have your family "forgive" you. No jail time.

7. What do you think of Dementors? Half our population looks like them! Every day is practically Halloween.

8. Paradise for pedophiles! Of course, buying marrying a girl younger than six is illegal. Hey, Muslims do have standards!

9. Need someone for menial work? No problem. We'll import labor from third world Asian countries and confiscate their passports. You'll have your own slaves personal assistants.

10. Total protection from filthy Jews and their writings. Customs officials will check your luggage and confiscate books written by Jewish authors. These are Muslim lands. No Einsteins and Feynmans allowed!


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

The woman (if it is a woman ... more likely some communications expert at CAIR) is a complete moron. Can anybody be convinced by such stupidity?

Friday, November 04, 2016 5:22:00 am  

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