'cookieChoices = {};'

Governments are instituted among Men,
deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed,
That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends,
it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it,
and to institute new Government

Wednesday, February 08, 2017

Letters Reveal Bin Laden Told Jihadis When They Could Masturbate

"Ready, Get Set, GO!"

From the Daily Mail:
A letter from Osama bin Laden detailing when jihadists should be allowed to masturbate has been revealed. The Al-Qaeda leader had such a pull on his followers that he was able to dictate when they pleasured themselves. 
In a memo marked top secret, he wrote to one of his trusted aides in North Africa saying that in the extreme conditions of being kept separate from their wives, the terrorists could masturbate. 
It was seized along with 49 other documents by the US in 2011, and now they have been made public by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (DNI). 
In it, the one-time world’s most wanted man discussed attacks on America and targeting France should efforts fail against the US. But, he also lifts the lid on the sexual activity of his jihadis. 
In the letter, he wrote: ‘Another very special and top secret matter – it pertains to the problem of the brothers who are with you in their unfortunate celibacy and lack of availability of wives for them in the conditions that have been imposed on them. 
‘We pray to God to release them. ‘God is not ashamed of the truth. ‘As we see it, we have no objection to clarifying to the brothers that they may, in such conditions, masturbate, since this is an extreme case.’
Let us be clear:

Any man who gets involved in another man's masturbation habits is a faggot.
Bookmark and Share
posted by Pastorius at permanent link#


Anonymous thelastenglishprince said...


Islamic text teaches you can masturbate as long as you don't ejaculate. OBL is just spouting Shari'ah law. Ejaculation (and farting) make a man unclean and require ablution prior to prayers.

Just confirming what OBL send out as a message. Don't get me going on "washing over leather socks" or talking about the anus... sigh

Your resident Islamic legal Mufti....

Wednesday, February 08, 2017 3:35:00 am  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Islam: The Religion of OCD.

Wednesday, February 08, 2017 4:31:00 am  
Blogger Always On Watch said...

No doubt!

Wednesday, February 08, 2017 11:04:00 am  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home

Older Posts Newer Posts