Trump Tells Iran To Fuck Off And Die, And, Oh Yeah, They Can Shove Obama's Deal Up Allah's Ass While They're At It

From Gayhoo News:

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump withdrew the U.S. from the landmark nuclear accord with Iran on Tuesday, abruptly restoring harsh sanctions in the most consequential foreign policy action of his presidency. 

He declared he was making the world safer, but he also deepened his isolation on the world stage and revived doubts about American credibility. 

The 2015 agreement, which was negotiated by the Obama administration and included Germany, France and Britain, had lifted most U.S. and international economic sanctions against Iran. In exchange, Iran agreed to restrictions on its nuclear program, making it impossible to produce a bomb and establishing rigorous inspections. 

But Trump, a severe critic of the deal dating back to his presidential campaign, said in a televised address from the White House that it was "defective at its core." 

U.S. allies in Europe had tried to keep him in and lamented his move to abandon it. Iran's leader ominously warned his country might "start enriching uranium more than before."

Meanwhile, as a last ditch effort at Diplomacy, the EU offered to give Iran Czechoslovakia in return for a promise of Peace at an unspecified later date.