This photograph, of an Islamic preacher standing in front of an American flag emblazoned with the Islamic Crescent, is currently on CBS News' website.Can you believe it? This is the fantasy flag of the Caliphate.
The contents of the article are absolute crap masquerading as journalism. They say Americans have negative impressions of Islam.
Yeah, no kidding.
And, the point is?
Assume the position, CBS.
40 comments:
Whoa!!
Dude!!! Woah! No way.
Dude!! Where's my flag?
Bro, you cut it up and used it for rolling papers. Don't you remember?
Rolling papers? Rolling papers!!
Off with ye head!
/sarc
Bent over, bent over?
Wash that crack dude before I . . .
You're just kidding, right? I mean, you had me going there for a second, bra.
Dude, I remember now...that's why I'm so wasted....at least I know...
i've grabbed the full page as an image and html.
i can replace the top image with the cropped screenshot if you want
BAD MOON RISING
With apologies to
CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL
I see the bad moon rising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see carbombs and fighting.
I see bad times today.
Chorus:
Don’t go around tonight,
Well, it’s bound to take your life,
There’s a bad moon on the rise.
I see Muzzie power growing.
I know the end is coming soon.
Buildings reduced to embers glowing.
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.
Chorus:
Don’t go around tonight,
Well, it’s bound to take your life,
There’s a bad moon on the rise.
Hope you have got your things together.
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Looks like we’re in for nasty weather.
Nuke fallout raining from the sky
Yum, yah, yam yah -
Is this a private party?
Dudes this is fruity!
Q-dude,
Don't think about the fruit, think about the texture.
Pastorius-bro,
Brittle, chaffed, not so lythe and yeah - loathesome!
Though well oiled -
Regards
pastorius, do you want me to update the pic
Hmm, Update the pic. Wait, are you saying ...
Uh, dude, you're killing my buzz.
(Slaps self in face - giggles, then manages an exaggerated look of seriousness)
Yes, J, please do post that screenshot when you get the chance. It is of utmost importance.
Pwwahhahha hhahahahhaaa!!!
Damn, I thought I was going to blow it there for a second.
Now, what were we talking about, Q?
Pastorius -
We were contemplating the merits/danger of bending over and taking it . . .
Call me a silly sissy but that there flag sure looked much purtier with all them cute little stars . . .
Ah well, I'm told: shit me I must remember; things change and I should learn to roll with things and adapt, assimilate, obey-ey-eh-ahhhhhhhhhh!
Pass me th lube dude -
Dude, dude - I was always told that I was on top!
Dude that was me Q, I'm forgetting myself amid all this excitement.
Apologies.
Well, you know, Q, man, it is good to know how to be adaptable, when the situation calls for it. You know how, like, rivers flow down into tributaries, and into creeks, and brooks, and all those different kinds of river-thingies.
Have you ever seen a chart of the veins and capillaries and vessels and vascular stuff that's in the human hand. It's off the hook, dude. You can't believe it how intricate.
One time I got ganja-fried, and totally sat down with some of them colored pens and drew a whole vascular system from scratch.
It kicked ass.
Nice flag, elegant even!
The more I look at it, the more I like it. You know, that half-moon ain't so bad. It kind of just goes
"Swish - swish - swish"
You know, like the Nike symbol.
And what could be more American than that?
"They say Americans have negative impressions of Islam."
Gee,how come? Why would we have natative impressions of Islam?
And that second picture - we could all line up and do some serious ass-kicking!
This sentence caught my attention:
"Thirty-six percent of respondents said they haven’t heard enough or don’t know enough to say either way."
Hopefully the facts will be made known.... :-)
Pastorius -
Moons and rivers, I get your drift. Whooosh-whoosh! It kinda makes you feel like dancing round stones and praying to the moon, the stars and the sun, before realising Allah wants more, more - more - MORE - MORE - MORE - MORE!
Yeah, as long as there's enough Cheeba it makes sense.
But, dude, I'll tell ya, if the Cheeba ever runs out, I'll be in a very, very bad mood.
You know, if things really get bad in America, meaning that we are enduring seemingly unending acts of sabotage by those-who-wear-coffee-filters-for-hats, we would have more than double trouble. We certainly would have to contend with what Horowitz calls the "Unholy Alliance." We would also have to deal with many Dhimmi Divisions, and CBS would be in the forefront, but not alone.
CBS is so full of itself that it simply seems unable to "get it." Even in its entertainment division, it just can't help itself. Case in point: This fall, CBS had an entertaining weekly drama called "E Ring." After a while, stories had to deal with Muslims and Islamia. They started by watering down the stories. Then they could not help themselves--they went full dhimmi and made the bad guys Christians, and the good guys Islamists. We bailed out in the first few minutes, never to return. E Ring is gone. They may do the same with "The Unit."
George Mason,
Uh, could you repeat that? Having a little trouble concentrating.
(Slaps self in face, takes a couple of deep breaths, and conjures deeply serious face with twitching eyebrow)
Uh, anyway, yes, though I never watched E-Ring, it doesn't surprise me in the least. It is amazing just how much of our society have been infected by the virus of Pacifism/anti-Westernism.
(Exhales violently)
Woah, I can't believe I said that. I don't know how I do this, Q-man. It's like I can pull myself together for one sentence, when I have to.
Hey man, are they looking over here at us? Jeez, do you think they can tell?
Pastorius:
Won't we all -
Flowers are flowers, and weeds are weeds (My Cheeba) -
My needs are needs and their flags are hate breed-ers -
Castrate the bleeders!
Bend 'em over and flag-pole the fucking lot of these crap-infested hate breeders -
Bye for today, gotta go outside and look at the wonderful star-dust life seeders!
Hic!
Regards
Q
I have a new contributor to my blog as of today. His name is Charles. He's one of those who meets on Thursday evenings to hash out a programme for changing our general social approach to Islam and our current dhimmi view of ourselves as the evil West.
If you will, please stop in and say hello. Charles is a very nice guy, writes well, and is full of enthusiasm. I'm happy to have him contribute. I'm sure he'll make my blog more readable.
Dear Brothers and Sisters in Islam,
Regarding the first photograph, what is this CBS? The initials must surely stand for the Caliphate Broadcasting System!
Allah be praised! Victory is assured! The Great Satan has capitulated!
Regarding the second photograph, this looks like mutton trying to be lamb, as they say.
I can arrange a more authentic Islamic experience (and tourist visas) for those interested in Koranic education. Please contact me stating age range preferred at ...
Ayatollah Khomeini
Boys'Dormitory Supervisor
al-Catamite Madrassah
Le-whore
Pakistan
Oh man, that guy is killing my buzz.
Dear Ayatollah Khomeini,
It is so wonderful to be able to communicate with you from across the grave. How is it in Paradise?
I was looking forward to the lovely virgins but of late, I am thinking that these nice boys of yours are far more preferable.
Please oh Holy One, can you find it in your great and illustrious heart, to save such a one for me?
I would be eternally greatful, oh Lord of the Orifice of eternal pleasure.
I just cannot wait to join with your most exquisite beatitude in savoring the heavenly virtues that allah has set forth for the Faithful to savour.
Is it true that heavenly wine will be available along with fine hashish?
I cannot wait for the day I may experience the voluptuous virgins and little boys you have asked for to be waiting our arrival at your Paradisical Orifice.
Oh great and illustrious one, defender of the righteous, please find it in your magnanitude to resrve for me some of the hHeavenly pleasures.
You will recognise me from the orange beard I have been growing especially for you.
I thankyou once more for your kind indulgence and grovel heartily before your rectitudinal omniscience.
May we share the heavenly delights at the eternal oasis of plentitude.
grovel, grovel,
Your supllicant student,
Mustapha Fag.
Ayatollah Kohmeini said the most intriguing things such sexual lust for dead animals when they were not plain horrible, thinking about the criminal violation of children's bodies.
Cubed, you know, the derrières that would be a riot to kick, when in position of submission, are those of the Imams. Unfortunately they seem to rarely adopt the submissive salute, only their lost sheeps do.
Big sigh.
Response to Bin le dervish from Mohammed Atta, illustrious Islamic martyr.
Sorry Bin, the Ayatollah's away on a sheep-dip, so I'll have to handle this question (just a minute luv, get off my willy, it's a bit painful)
The way it works is that you've got a quota of 72 virgins to satisfy every day before you even start on the boys. They all want a good screw (apart from virgin number 69 who likes a bit of variety).
Thats 71 screws and a muff-dive in 24 hours. One screw every 20 minutes (including time for changeover and foreplay). No time allowed off for sleep, meeting your mates, going to the pub, watching tv or anything else. And if you don't keep the boys happy they sort of get impatient and jump on top when you're entertaining the virgins, if you know what I mean.
To be quite honest, paradise isn't quite as good as it says on the adverts.
Regards
Mohammed Atta
Islamic Martyr
Well, it was probably pretty good the first fifteen minutes anyway, eh Mo?
So...I take the day off from my Internet time and now log on here to see what CBS has done. Good God! As a previous commenter said, Caliphate Broadcasting System! CBS assumed the position, all right.
Now, why the poll results? Let's see...The London bombings, the cartoonifada, and the case of Abdul Rahman sent countless numbers to the web to do some research. And guess what these researchers discovered? Islam is not a religion of peace.
mohamed attaboy, .. At my advanced stage of life I can no longer handle so much exertion. Please ask the Ayatollah if I can have a quiet corner to myself.
I would be happy with just a small selection of the fruits of Paradise.
I would not even mind secondhand produce. They say a used pair of wellies is more comfortable than those that are brand new and sqeaky from the infidel store of Lidl.
Is the dipping of sheep a pastime of the Saintly one?
I wish him many pleasurable hours dipping. Perhaps when I am come to that holy place of virtue, I shall myself practice this dipping in the sheep.
I cannot hold myself in composure waiting to converse with the Holy one.
Oh how I long to fondle his long beard and hear the words of wisdom that drip like pearls from his lips.
He must be very fit and work out every day to perform the works of allah in such a rumbunctious way.
I only hope that he is given adequate rest for he has never quite got over the shock of being tipped from his coffin on the way to his tomb.
Ah the tribulations of the path to righteousness. Only such a wise and wonderful saintly man could live up to the commands of allah with regards to his duties of instructing the young acolytes in their performance as servants and slaves of the holy one.
Praise and pieces be upon him, the wondrous and erudite Ayatollah is indeed a respectful and worshipful follower of fission.
May he always glow in the dark, and light the faithful believers path with
his sephulcral radiance.
I shall visit after the morning prayer to trouble the ayatollah for more words of wisbom. pbuh.
This story's weird, the comments started out weird (my fault) and now they're just weirder. Dude.
Don't worry about it. ;-)
We have seen weirder, but not as bizarre and scary as world jihad and its many, many death cult leaders when we think about it.
The Mullahs and the Palestinian apparatus are the most out of touch breed. We have to deal with them today.
Love your new picture, you have the best I have seen.
I love it when the Ayatollahs and Imams stop by and let their turbans down a bit.
Malaysian, American... its an Islami-Freakazoid's wetdream flag: Conquer the Great Satan, and WE'll be at the top... of the dhimmis... ahhhh!
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