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Thursday, April 06, 2006

Hamas Leader: "Jews Control American Christianity"

Amazing:


United States churches are secretly run by Jews who converted to Christianity with the intention of controlling religious Americans including President Bush, a top Hamas member claims.

"Even the churches where the Americans pray are led by Jews who were converted to Christianity, but they were converted to keep controlling the Americans," Mohammad Abu Tir, the number two Hamas terrorist in the newly formed Palestinian Authority government said during an exclusive interview from his home yesterday with top radio host Rusty Humphries and WND Jerusalem bureau chief Aaron Klein.

"I made a study and I know very well that all this radicalism in some parts of the Christianity, (including) the Anglicans who are being led by Bush, is because of the control of Zionists," said Abu Tir.

The Hamas man, famous for his orange-dyed beard, went on to accuse "Zionists" of controlling Western media organizations and "leading terrorism inside the mass communications media."

Abu Tir was elected to the number two spot in the PA in January's legislative ballots in which Hamas won by a large margin. He spent nearly 25 years in Israeli prisons for directing terror activities, including the attempted poisoning in the early 1990s of Israel's water supplies.


You might think this is a crazy idea, but really, Abu doesn't go far enough. I have it on good authority that a Jew created Christianity.
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12 Comments:

Blogger J said...

oh crap, they've found out our secret plan.

att. all zionist consipirators! I call an emergency meeting to help sweep this story under the carpet.

and...if..we...concentrate...reeeeeally...hard...we..can....make...the..blog...entry..disappear...like...thi....


damn, didn't work.



ok, it's time to use the ray gun

Thursday, April 06, 2006 9:56:00 pm  
Blogger Pastorius said...

I don't think you need the ray gun, J. Remember, Jewish women emanate sex rays from their hair. Maybe we could just distract them, until we take over all theit countries.

Thursday, April 06, 2006 11:22:00 pm  
Blogger The Anti-Jihadist said...

Never mind such distractions, my fellow Zionist co-conspirators! Let us return to our work of encoding anti-islamic messages on coke and PEPSI cans (Pay Every Penny, Save Israel!).

Friday, April 07, 2006 12:46:00 am  
Blogger Thomas the Wraith said...

Well, in the sense that Jesus and the 12 Apostles were Jewish, then he's right. But I doubt that's what the nutjob means.

Oh, and by the way, Scientologists control Islam. Prove me wrong.

Friday, April 07, 2006 3:08:00 am  
Blogger DavidNic said...

Wow. Just wow. I normally talk alot, but the pure grain stupid of that knocked the wind right out of me.

As long as they don't find out about the direct brain link that connects us all to the Yahweh-I supercomputer that is run by the moon people and keeps the loch ness monster out of the Senate...we'll be fine. As long as bigfoot can keep his mouth shut, we'll be safe.

Friday, April 07, 2006 5:29:00 am  
Blogger Bent El Neel said...

man!!! Guys, they just keep cracking our plans wide open.

They've found out about the Mossad carying out Sept 11 to frame the Arabs (proof is that Jewish people who worked in the two towers received phone callas to ask them to stay home that day)

They found out that the Egyptian Christians have a special spray that when sprayed on Muslim women's veils, they're covered with crosses.

...and now this!!!

Didn't you know that the reason for everything bad that happens in the mid east has nothing to do with illiteracy, fundamentalism, human rights abuses, sexism, racism, extremism, did i mention terrorism? it is actually the fault of America/Israel (Christianity/Judaism)???????

Friday, April 07, 2006 8:49:00 am  
Blogger Pastorius said...

David NC, and Bent,

Shhh, I know we're tying to communicate here, but you gotta stop being so obvious.

Listen, I'm gonna talk in code here for a second. Switch up two and over seven on the decoder ring. You know what I mean?

LOL!!! THESE ISLAMOFASCISTS ARE FUCKING LUNATICS. WE CAN BEAT THEM WITH OUR HANDS TIED BEHIND OUR BACKS.

Friday, April 07, 2006 10:22:00 am  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Thomas,

Yes, I think you're right. And, you know what? Wiccans control the entertainment industry.

Look at the Da Vinci Code.

Friday, April 07, 2006 10:24:00 am  
Blogger Epaminondas said...

Did you all receive the new secret jewphones I sent out? They must have broken the old pin code of "1234".

The new code is inside the yarmulkes you wear when pledging secret allegiance to the matzah every morning.

Friday, April 07, 2006 1:35:00 pm  
Blogger Always On Watch said...

"Even the churches where the Americans pray are led by Jews who were converted to Christianity, but they were converted to keep controlling the Americans," Mohammad Abu Tir...

What???

Davidnic is right: the pure grain stupid!!!

I know lots of Jews for Christ. They went through a conversion. Of course, these Islamic nutjobs don't accept that possibility unless they can call the converts to any other faith "apostates."

The damned arrogance of these proclamations! These guys must be reading The Protocols of Zion--or something.

Friday, April 07, 2006 2:47:00 pm  
Blogger Always On Watch said...

The Hamas man, famous for his orange-dyed beard...

This according to the comic book Mohammed's Believe It or Else!, the posting of which earned me my fatwa, BTW:

"Without a doubt I saw Allah's Prophet dyeing his haird with it [henna] and that is what I like to dye my hair with it."
--Burkhari vo. 1, no. 167

Ever notice that Ibrahim Hooper of CAIR has a red cast to his hair and beard?

Friday, April 07, 2006 2:53:00 pm  
Blogger Bent El Neel said...

Always on watch:

You are corect, they don't accept the possibility of conversion to anything but Islam. Remember the Afghani convert; Abdul Rahman? They said he must be crazy, otherwise why leave Islam. Then they said he accepted money in return for his desertion.

By the way, what is this book; Mohamed's believe it or else? I like the title. Please email me more details on nefert_80@yahoo.com.au

Monday, April 10, 2006 2:11:00 am  

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