All of us, every single man, woman, and child on the face of the Earth were born with the same unalienable rights; to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And, if the governments of the world can't get that through their thick skulls, then, regime change will be necessary.
If I were of a mischevious disposition, and about 40 years younger, I'd organise a Halloween or other fancy dress jape where all the Lads and Ladettes dressed up in burqas and went out on the town.
Just think of the interfaith sensitivity issues the PC police would have to deal with! The Lads and Laddettes could be in and out of one another's toilets in the pubs or just do it wherever they stood. Nobody would notice until they moved and left a puddle. And all those stupid restrictions about carrying bottles of booze around on the streets - you just keep it under your burqa.
And maybe you could have a burqa big enough for two and copulate standing up in the main street with the police not exactly certain of the multicultural ramifications of intervening. The Lads could put on a high pitched voice and demand to be body-search by a female officer.
The survivors could finish the night at Chinese restaurant with a meal of sweet and sour pork. And if it all got too much in the taxi home you could pull your burqa over your head and use it as a sicky bag.
yes, let's celebrate the diversity of mysogyny and people forced to wear tents after female circumcision because the men are so insercure they are afraid if women have orgasms they will have it with other men and run away ....and who could dblame them
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Burqas - now there's a thought!
If I were of a mischevious disposition, and about 40 years younger, I'd organise a Halloween or other fancy dress jape where all the Lads and Ladettes dressed up in burqas and went out on the town.
Just think of the interfaith sensitivity issues the PC police would have to deal with! The Lads and Laddettes could be in and out of one another's toilets in the pubs or just do it wherever they stood. Nobody would notice until they moved and left a puddle. And all those stupid restrictions about carrying bottles of booze around on the streets - you just keep it under your burqa.
And maybe you could have a burqa big enough for two and copulate standing up in the main street with the police not exactly certain of the multicultural ramifications of intervening. The Lads could put on a high pitched voice and demand to be body-search by a female officer.
The survivors could finish the night at Chinese restaurant with a meal of sweet and sour pork. And if it all got too much in the taxi home you could pull your burqa over your head and use it as a sicky bag.
Allah Akhbar!
ROP,
That's funny. I once wrote a piece suggesting that burqas make clandestine copulation easy:
http://screamingmemes.blogspot.com/2004/11/burkas.html
yes, let's celebrate the diversity of mysogyny and people forced to wear tents after female circumcision because the men are so insercure they are afraid if women have orgasms they will have it with other men and run away ....and who could dblame them
Islam influencing fashion, which I found at Mark's site.
Not long ago, the WaPo carried a story about some new designs for women.
Well, I'll be damned if I'm going to look like a muslima!
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