Friday, October 06, 2006

"America's Hottest Patriots" Contest


Well, I know babes are popular around here, especially ones fighting the good fight. But it has just come to my attention that our very own ATLAS SHRUGS is a nominee in this poll. There are only six babes in the running, and in terms of fame the competition is steep. But come on, who's got the looks, baby? Come on, we know it's Pamela. Our little girl is all grown up! So go vote for her. Come on. She's got the competition beat in looks and style by a long shot, and if you don't believe me, just watch the video. Love her or hate her, Ann Coulter's tight black vinyl get-ups are a bit, well on the not so classy side. Malkin's a doll, but come on. Vote for Atlas!

* I am in no way a representative of either AtlasShrugs2000 or the poll in question, just a mild mannered reporter who knows enough to place Ms. Geller Oshry's picture on the RIGHT when given the option.

10 comments:

Pastorius said...

I don't know how anyone could vote for anyone other than Pamela.

Michelle Malkin looks good, but hot is the opposite of the impression I get from her.

Epaminondas said...

Hot is what the brain generates (given certain other minimal considerations ...ahem) ... they're all hot, but Pam gets not only the strategy, but the tactics ... this always makes for better foreplay

Kiddo said...

Pamela does it all herself. She doesn't have secretaries, editors, assistants, etc. And she's better looking. She's worked the hardest. Vote for ATLAS!

Pastorius said...

Epa,
It sounds like you've been giving more than a little bit of thought to Pamela's "tactics".

;-)

AtlasShrugs.com said...

Pim ought to be in there. She is seriously hot.

But I love this fookin thread!

Epaminondas said...

Hey man ...The first discovery I made about other women after I got married was that with nothing at stake, and no rejection mattering, I could say just what I thought about any gal.

30+ years later, it's still the same.

Brains are the hottest organ.
Committment the most exciting idea.
Wall flowers were never for me.

Pastorius said...

Jeez, yes, she's hotter than Ann Coulter.

Kiddo said...

Well, not to sound arrogant, but I do think I'm hotter than Coulter, but only on days when I don't desperately want to be a tall blonde.

Seriously though, I did make a joke about this on the comment page at YouTube for the contest video of the "what am I, chopped liver?" variety in which I also said something like "just kidding, I 'm all for Atlas". I forget. The comments are messed up over there and I had to post it 3 times to get it to take. I did get a message back though from the contest owner extolling my hotness but stating that he was looking for women "higher up in the food chain". He added a caveat that he hoped that wouldn't offend me.....ROFL!!

Seriously though, it's really great that in a contest like that with people you see on book covers and TV interviews that ATLAS is up there! Now THAT is awesome, and means that we on the web are making a difference. But Pamela works her butt off and I just don't, and that just doesn't justify any of my efforts landing me in any contest. Maybe a Blogger one, but let the guy have his contest. And then stuff the ballot boxes for Pamela!

Only one vote per 24 hour period, so I think I can go vote again right about now. Do it! She deserves it!! Did those other women fly on their own to Israel during a fucking war to cover it? I don't think so! All Coulter did was regurgitate her earlier ideas (not as well as she has in the past even) for a new bestselling book.

Damn Pamela, I will never stop respecting the hell out of what you did during the war. That was just amazing. Your other work "isn't exactly chopped liver" either, but damn! So no, DO NOT write me in or submit ME. Vote for Atlas!

markedmanner said...

I disagree with most of you all Michelle wins hands down for me :)

Pastorius said...

You know, I think Michelle Malkin is hot but this whole recent bikini affair has made it clear that she has no sense of humor.