Friday, December 01, 2006

Infidel Of The Month: Texas Man Uses Pig Races To Deter Mosque


(Hat tip to Jack at Dive Desk)

Dude, this guy is the greatest. Muslims buy the property next door to where his family has lived and worked for years, and they suggest maybe he ought to leave. So, he counters with Pig Races.

Yes, that's Infidel balls:


(11/29/06 - KTRK/KATY, TX) - There's an awful lot of exciting news when you round the corner on Baker Road. One of two big yellow signs announces a new neighbor is coming soon.

K.I.A., that's the Katy Islamic Association, plan to build a mosque here.

"It's not an appropriate place to have a mosque or church," said resident Barbara Simpson.
It isn't going over real well.


"As a house of worship, they shouldn't be disturbing the peace and tranquility of 15 homes," said resident John Wetmore.

Neighbors tell us they're concerned about traffic and drainage and a little fear of the unknown. Some of the homeowners even offered to buy the land back for more than a million dollars. The K.I.A. doesn't seem very interested in the offers.

"We're not going anywhere," said Katy Islamic Association member Alvi Muzfar.

So it seems the community at the end of Baker Road has a pretty good fight. But this fight has gone much farther than many between two neighbors. You see in these fights, sometimes neighbors throw mud at one another. In this instance, they're wallowing in it.

Craig Baker owns pigs. He's the guy behind the second big yellow sign on Baker Road. That's the one announcing Friday night pig races.

"What does it matter, I can do whatever I want with my land right," asked landowner Craig Baker.

Sure can. But aren't pigs on the property line racing on a Friday night a little offensive to a Muslim neighbor?

"The meat of a pig is prohibited in the religion of Islam," said Katy Islamic Association member Youssof Allam. "It's looked upon as a dirty creature."

Yeah, there's that and also that Friday night is a Muslim holy day.

"That is definitely a slap in the face," said Allam..

Now before you go thinking Craig Baker is unfair, or full of hate, or somehow racist, hear him out.

Baker has long roots here. His family named the road and when the new neighbors moved in, he tells us, they asked him to move out.

"Basically that I should package up my family and my business and find a place elsewhere," said Baker. "That's ridiculous, they just bought the place one week prior and he's telling me I should think about leaving."

That new owners deny they ever said anything like that, but Baker isn't budging.
Baker admits the pigs are a message he is not leaving.


The 11-acre property is sandwiched between a pricey subdivision and Craig Baker's business.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Um ... I dunno about the pigs, but that Sienna chick has VERY flexible hips.
Hubba.

Jason Pappas said...

Pork power ... a new concept in warfare.

Yorkshireminer said...

There is nothing like capitalistic competition. Here in Holland not far from where I live,is acomplex where we have forty or fifty firms sell furniture. it is called "Woon Bolevard". I never thought in my wildest dreams that America would go one better and put two pig breeders together. The farmer will of cause have to get his act together. Advertising is everything and I sugest that he put up a large neon sign next to the mosque with the text "Pig Paradise" or perhaps "Hog Heaven".

Watcher said...

Pastorius, see if you can find his pic to put on the sidebar.

Pastorius said...

Good idea, Watcher.

Pastorius said...

I think he ought to throw a big old barbecue every Friday night so people have something to eat while they're watching the pig races. Pork Chops, beer, and a bikini babe to wave the flag to signal the race is on.

Pastorius said...

They might as well give it a try. Look at it this way. They have asked the Europeans to leave, and they're actually doing it, so why not try it on Americans?

Isaac Schrödinger said...

Pastorius: "Pork Chops, beer, and a bikini babe to wave the flag to signal the race is on."

I love America.

Anonymous said...

3 words: Hats. T-shirts. eBay. Take it national, Craig!!

Anonymous said...

Good for him!

This reminds me: we should all get together and send BACON to Ibrahim Hooper of CAIR, and make sure the packages are OPEN so they will smell nice when he opens the packages.

*lynne* said...

Heh. I admire the delivery of the message even as I am aghast at the whole situation. But really, if the dude wants maximum impact, the races should be held on Thursday night, not Friday night. I'm just sayin'.

Pastorius said...

Why Tuesday, Lynne?

Pastorius said...

That's a funny idea, Steve. I like that. Psychological warfare.

Anonymous said...

I suggest making bacon the official food of the pig races. After all, who can resist the smell of frying bacon, wafting all around the neighborhood?

Pastorius said...

Yeah, and they should also do dog races, while they're at it.

Kiddo said...

How about pigs, dogs, Rabbis and a bikini carwash? Just sayin.....And throw in constant recordings of "Hadji Girl" whil we're at it.

Pastorius said...

Alright, what's Hadji Girl?

Anonymous said...

"bikini carwash"

Ok Pim ... The balls in your court on this one. I don't look good in a bikini!

Pastorius said...

Hey Jack,

Did you see I put up the video?

Anonymous said...

yesseri ... next time I'm in the Houston area I'm going to look this place up.

Pastorius said...

I flat out never get to Houston, damn it.

Jim said...

Friday night pig races, pork bbq, beer, infidel babes in bikinis: America's got to be the greatest country on earth.

BTW: Any of you ever seen Porky's? Remember the neon sign with the two pigs on it? Mr. Baker should get one just like it for his place.

Jim said...

Almost forgot. Have speakers blasting out the old Ray Stevens classic Ahab the Arab.

Anonymous said...

did i just open up the biggest possible list of muslim-haters?
what did they ever do? BTK was a christian....oooh
so that must mean that all christians love to bind, torture and kill people
now i get it, lets go find some nice perma-nazi's while we're at it.

Pastorius said...

Read our site, dude. Maybe you'll learn something.

*lynne* said...

pastorius> sorry, was late getting back to this page :p I think it's the same practice as with Jews: the day ENDS at sundown, so while Friday is the holy day, it's Friday eve / Thursday night which is holy. Or at least in malaysia, anyways. ;-)

Pastorius said...

Thursday through Friday. I never knew that.

Napier said...

Seems like this idea is catching on all over! Take a look at:
http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/1728

Anonymous said...

Frankly, I'd rather live next to a mosque than a pig farm.

Pastorius said...

Anonymous,
If you are an American, you have a choice in the matter. Isn't that nice?