Monday, February 05, 2007

A Plea For Help From A French Citizen

We received a message today from a French citizen which I thought was funny, but, I don't know, he may be serious. Here it is:


Désolé d'écrire en Français.

Pourriez-vous nous fournir des armes afin que nous puissions tuer et chasser les musulmans vivant en France ?


According to my handy-dandy free French translator, that means:


Grieved to write in French.

Could you furnish us weapons so that we could kill and hunt the living Muslims in France?



Yes, apparently, the natives are getting restless in Europe.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Try the IRA. They are closer to France and have lotsa experience with arms smuggling and bomb making.

revereridesagain said...

Great idea. They've got time on their hands right now.

What's creepy is that if you ask most American tourists if they see this stuff going on while they are over there, you get a blank look. It would seem the French have been doing pretty well at keeping it away from the tourist traps. Wonder how long they can keep that up.

Btw, I just got hold of an article from the February Soldier of Fortune about this. I'll post excerpts soon as I'm done reading it.

Anonymous said...

Can also try the Serbs. Those guys know a thing or two about purges.

Kiddo said...

Serbs? Hey, I tried to start a "lighter donation drive" for a reverse-car-burning-campaign last year at some point....One thing's clear, this is not going to "go out with a whimper", folks.