Sunday, September 21, 2008

Joe Biden Is Bitter And Clings To His Guns



"Don't you go touching my gun, Pastorius. You've already got one of your own."






In an out-of-nowhere attempt to re-assure a southwestern Virginia labor crowd about gun owners' rights, Biden -- who regularly scores "F" ratings from the National Rifle Association -- warned Obama that if "he tries to fool with my Beretta, he’s got a problem."

"I guarantee you Barack Obama ain't taking my shotguns, so don't buy that malarkey," Biden said Saturday at the United Mine Workers of America's annual fish fry in Castlewood, Virginia. "Don't buy that malarkey. They're going to start peddling that to you."

Biden told the crowd that he himself is a gun owner.

"I got two," Biden said, "if he tries to fool with my Beretta, he's got a problem."

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