Groaner Alert

2 quickies from the Grouchy Old Cripple in Atlanta:

On his way to work, a driver swerved to avoid a box that fell from a truck. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving.But another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen retrieved the box and found that it contained tacks. "Nonetheless," the first trooper told the driver, "I have to write you a ticket." Amazed, the driver asked why. The trooper replied,

"Tacks evasion."

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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job

Depression is when you lose yours

And Recovery is when Obama loses his




(psst. . .Hey Pasto. . .if ya never have ya might want to check out on Grouchy Old Cripple on Saturdays. Trust me, ya won't want to miss that regular post. Not that I'd ever look at something like that, mind you. . .)