Tuesday, June 09, 2009

"For the First Time in My Adult Lifetime..."







What is the deal with FLOTUS??? This is beyond nasty...psycho bitch could potentially start an international incident with key allies!

H/T Flopping Aces

Lest we forget:




32 comments:

midnight rider said...

Pop over to Jawa Report. They're running a Caption Contest for this one.

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/197847.php

Hey, maybe we should do that here. . .

andre79 said...

As long as you keep your attitude and behave natural nothing else matters.

Carla Bruni - she's a babe. Beyonce - she's a babe. Monica Bellucci - she's a babe. Susan Boyle - she's a babe.

Michelle Obama is not a babe: she's a fucking black retrograde suffering from an inferior personality complex.

And it shows.

She's intelligent enough to try to suppress and control her body but on the other hand she can't help it. This is why what you see is half of what she feels.

Pastorius said...

I'm sorry, Andre, but did you just say Susan Boyle is a babe?

;-)

midnight rider said...

Um, yeah, helluva singer, seemingly wonderful woman but I'd like to call a vote here :)

UK Houston said...

Girlfriend Shelly is just closely studying to see how the wife of a head of state is supposed to behave. That's concentration on a subject they didn't teach in the AA classes at Princeton.

andre79 said...

Michelle (and WH consultants) have no idea about body language and its importance.

Correlation between muscles (especially facial) and brain is indeed very difficult. Not everyone can make it as an actor, including Michelle.

Susan Boyle is very natural, no suppressed gestures and no afterthoughts. Comparing to the US first lady she seem 5 classes up only by this account.

Body language and protocol look like lost sciences in this administration, but again, when Islam cared about either?

Anonymous said...

IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO BITE!

Anonymous said...

Some gorgeous Brasilian babes ;)


Vera Fischer:
http://img244.imageshack.us/i/verafischerem1969gj9.jpg/

http://img133.imageshack.us/i/verafischerem2008ir3.jpg/


Leticia Sabatella:
http://edsonkumasaka.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/leticia2a.jpg

http://www.iaia.com.br/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/leticia-sabatella.jpg

Juliana Paes:
http://ego.globo.com/Gente/foto/0,,14515438-EXH,00.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/Juliana_Paes.jpg/240px-Juliana_Paes.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_e1PkOpmDkso/SeEYIoIQIyI/AAAAAAAAA-E/kM2JogT3dzU/s400/juliana+paes.jpg

http://especial.caminhodasindias.globo.com/files/634/2008/11/diariodeviagem_061108_02.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_e1PkOpmDkso/SeEYFN4gmxI/AAAAAAAAA98/BqU3KzLHkxE/s400/juliana+paes.bmp


Gisele Bundchen:
http://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/gisele_bundchen_036.jpg

The_Editrix said...

What is the point of this post? I am not trying to be a nuisance, I am just culturally and linguistically challenged.

Pastorius said...

My theory is Barack must have slipped and called Michelle "Carla" in bed.

Pastorius said...

By the way, I love Brazilian babes, but has anyone ever noticed how often Brazilian "babes" turn out to be chicks with dicks.

Click on those images at your own risk, guys.

Pastorius said...

In other words, I'm avoiding them.

The_Editrix said...
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The_Editrix said...

"My theory is Barack must have slipped and called Michelle "Carla" in bed."

It still doesn't make any sense. The pictures, the videos, what point are they supposed to make?

And what has Susan Boyle (I had to google who that is) to do with all this?

Pastorius said...

Yeah, Editrix. I feel like this post is like Alice's Rabbit Hole as well.

You're not the only one who is lost.

Let's put it this way, when guys start posting pics of Brazilian "babes" and someone using the phrase "Chicks with Dicks", you know you're on a slippery slope of reality, and you probably want to avoid stepping in the slippery parts.

The_Editrix said...

"Chicks with Dicks"

I wouldn't go QUITE that far when it comes to Michelle O. ;-)

Pastorius said...

Yeah, I admit, I don't think Michelle has a penis. I'm not sure about Barack.

;-)

midnight rider said...

No, he doesn't. And would have no balls to back it up anyway :)

Epaminondas said...

We all know people like FLOTUS

Envy and covetousness rules their lives.

If you and she had a choice of 2 identical Popsicles at age 9, YOU GOT THE BETTER ONE SOMEHOW, and she was euchred if she went first.
SOMEHOW

Hideous.

Anonymous said...


Pastorius said...
By the way, I love Brazilian babes, but has anyone ever noticed how often Brazilian "babes" turn out to be chicks with dicks.

Click on those images at your own risk, guys.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009 1:06:00 PM


Pastorius said...
In other words, I'm avoiding them.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009 1:07:00 PM




Well, Pasto, somebody mentioned babes and since you guys like to post the babe of the week or of the month (or whatever) on this blog, I thought you might like to see some of the most gorgeous women on the planet. Vera Fischer, Leticia Sabatella, Juliana Paes are gorgeous and incredibly talented actresses nothing like those semi-talend boring artists and semi-pretty you have in Hollywood. And Gisele Budchen, does she need to be introduced? Gorgeous and the most talented super model.

But I guess you can't handle it, jeaulous!

Pastorius said...

Nope. If they're real women, then I say go for it.

Actually, I don't care if they're not real women either, if that's what floats your boat.

And, besides, you know what I mean about Brazilian "babes" on the internet, right?

Anonymous said...

Pastorius said...
Nope. If they're real women, then I say go for it.

Actually, I don't care if they're not real women either, if that's what floats your boat.


I can´t believe you don't know Gisele Bundchen! Are you joking?

And, besides, you know what I mean about Brazilian "babes" on the internet, right?

Of course I do. Brasilian Babes = beautiful women born in Brasil. But the way you are talking about it, obviously it's some kind of jargon (which I din't know about).

Anonymous said...

Leonardo DiCaprio used to like this Brasilian babe, Gisele Bundchen:
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/ffximage/2009/02/20/gisele,0.jpg

Anonymous said...

Gisele starring in an American movie with Queen Latifah:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316732/

Don't you know Queen Latifah either?! That's another pretty babe :)

Pastorius said...

Anonymous,
I know who Gisele is. But, I also know that people come on this site and plant all kinds of dumb shit.

So, if you say that really is Gisele, then great.

Pastorius said...

Mmm, Queen Latifah.

;-)

Anonymous said...


Pastorius said...
Anonymous,
I know who Gisele is. But, I also know that people come on this site and plant all kinds of dumb shit.


Not me. I guess I'm «paying» for somebody else. Damn it!

midnight rider said...

Anonymous -- allowing you really don't know what Pasto is discussing here and the Chicks with Dicks comments didn't give it away, he's talking about transexuals, people with both sets of reproductive plumbing (most always through surgery). Anyway a large, but no means exclusive, percentage on the internet seem to be Latina, most often from Brazil.

midnight rider said...

Or is that Latino? It gets so confusing. Maybe this post will help:

http://ibloga.blogspot.com/2009/05/kinks.html

Anonymous said...

midnight rider said...
Anonymous -- allowing you really don't know what Pasto is discussing here and the Chicks with Dicks comments didn't give it away, he's talking about transexuals, people with both sets of reproductive plumbing (most always through surgery). Anyway a large, but no means exclusive, percentage on the internet seem to be Latina, most often from Brazil.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009 5:36:00 AM



Thanks midnight rider.
I thought a transexual was a person who changed the plumbing from male to female or from female to male. There's a famous one in Brasil who changed from male to female, Roberta Close. Maybe you have heard of her.
For a person who has the two sets of plumbing, the word I know is hermaphrodite. So, Pasto thought I was fooling you all with links to websites of hermaphrodites! LOL :D

Anonymous said...

midnight rider said...
Or is that Latino? It gets so confusing. Maybe this post will help:

http://ibloga.blogspot.com/2009/05/kinks.html

Wednesday, June 10, 2009 5:57:00 AM


If it's male - latino (plural latinos);
if it's female - latina (plural latinas);
if it's a group of both males and females - latinos.

midnight rider said...

non -- If you think that makes it any less confusing ;>p


:)