All of us, every single man, woman, and child on the face of the Earth were born with the same unalienable rights; to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And, if the governments of the world can't get that through their thick skulls, then, regime change will be necessary.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Caption Contest
As far as I know, this is not a photoshop. Lord knows what the fuck Barry was up to?
"Hello, Dominos pizza, I would like mine with extra peperoni. What you're, all out of peperoni, than just with mushrooms, and ... no hold the mushrooms. Wait uh would it be possible for me to have low fat cheese on my pizza? No you don't have lowfat cheese. Okay, than, my extra large pizza will have mushrooms, jalapeno peppers, and anchovies. What, what do you mean I can't have those on my pizza? I'm the president of the united states, I can having anything on my pizza I want."
10 comments:
There was a similar photo duirng the campaigns, sitting on a chair in a hotel room, nice suit, phone to his ear upside down.
"Yea, I know I'm taking into the wrong end of the receiver, but you won't notice because I have such a lovely smile."
uh oh if too many of these photos get out the people of this planet may realize im an alien who listens with my mouth and talks out of my ass.
Rumcrook,
Too early to tell, but I think yours may be the winner.
Rumcrook definitely in the lead.
Pastorius,
Here's my caption,
"Hello, Dominos pizza, I would like mine with extra peperoni. What you're, all out of peperoni, than just with mushrooms, and ... no hold the mushrooms. Wait uh would it be possible for me to have low fat cheese on my pizza? No you don't have lowfat cheese. Okay, than, my extra large pizza will have mushrooms, jalapeno peppers, and anchovies. What, what do you mean I can't have those on my pizza? I'm the president of the united states, I can having anything on my pizza I want."
Well tonight TOTUS throws out the first pitch in St Louis, at the Hall Star Game...should be interesting.
"Michelle? Michelle? What is it this time? I can't hear you dear. I have to go."
"See, Joe, works every time."
It is a photoshop...check out snopes for the details, but on with the captioning, anyhoo.
Don't worry, Mahmoud, this'll be a much better photo than Netanyahu's.
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