Caption Contest
As far as I know, this is not a photoshop. Lord knows what the fuck Barry was up to?
Here's my caption:
"Sure Angela, whatever you say. We'll do lunch."
posted by Pastorius at
6:03:00 PM
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
As far as I know, this is not a photoshop. Lord knows what the fuck Barry was up to?
Here's my caption:
"Sure Angela, whatever you say. We'll do lunch."
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There was a similar photo duirng the campaigns, sitting on a chair in a hotel room, nice suit, phone to his ear upside down.
"Yea, I know I'm taking into the wrong end of the receiver, but you won't notice because I have such a lovely smile."
uh oh if too many of these photos get out the people of this planet may realize im an alien who listens with my mouth and talks out of my ass.
Rumcrook,
Too early to tell, but I think yours may be the winner.
Rumcrook definitely in the lead.
Pastorius,
Here's my caption,
"Hello, Dominos pizza, I would like mine with extra peperoni. What you're, all out of peperoni, than just with mushrooms, and ... no hold the mushrooms. Wait uh would it be possible for me to have low fat cheese on my pizza? No you don't have lowfat cheese. Okay, than, my extra large pizza will have mushrooms, jalapeno peppers, and anchovies. What, what do you mean I can't have those on my pizza? I'm the president of the united states, I can having anything on my pizza I want."
Well tonight TOTUS throws out the first pitch in St Louis, at the Hall Star Game...should be interesting.
"Hello, Whole Foods? Yeah, what's your price on aragula today? What do you mean 'I can't quite make out what you're saying, could you please speak into the receiver, sir'? Don't tell me how to operate a telephone, asshole, do you know just who the f*ck you're talking to here? Ha, ha, just kidding buddy!"
"Michelle? Michelle? What is it this time? I can't hear you dear. I have to go."
"See, Joe, works every time."
It is a photoshop...check out snopes for the details, but on with the captioning, anyhoo.
Don't worry, Mahmoud, this'll be a much better photo than Netanyahu's.
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