Clocks

from Daughter # 1:

A man got to heaven and saw a room full of clocks. He saw names on the clocks and questioned an angel what was this about. The angel said, "Every person has a clock that is set at midnight and each time they tell a lie it moves forward a minute."

The man saw a clock for mother Teresa and it was still on midnight. He saw another that had just moved forward a few minutes and others at 2am and 5am.

Then he saw a room that just had presidential clocks. Sure enough George Washington's was only set at 12:05 and Abe Lincoln was only at 12:10.

He said “I see them all, but where is Obama's clock?"

The angel said "Oh it was removed by Jesus. He's using it as a ceiling fan".