Monday, January 25, 2010

BREAKING: MAN TRIES TO STORM COCKPIT

It's happening every day now. Every day someone walks onto an airplane and causes a disturbance somewhere in the world.

I believe we are looking at an organized effort by Jihadists, aimed at making us immune to odd behavior on aircraft.

From the BBC:

A man suffering a panic attack tried to force his way into the cockpit of a plane flying from Cardiff to the Canary Islands, say police in Spain.

The Spanish national (a euphemism for "not of Spanish heritage"?) was overpowered and restrained by passengers and flight attendants on the Thomson Airways 0810 GMT service.

He was arrested by police when the aircraft landed safely at Las Palmas airport in Gran Canaria.

Thomson Airways said the man had "demonstrated aggressive behaviour".

A spokesman for the Spanish Civil Guard in Madrid said it was not being treated as a terrorist incident, while a spokeswoman for Gran Canaria Airport said the man was from the Canary Islands.

The Civil Guard spokesman added: "A passenger had a panic attack, got up from his seat and refused to sit down again.

(No, Mr. Civil Guard Spokeperson, you faggot. He tried to STORM THE FUCKING COCKPIT.)

'Terrorism'

"He was restrained and was detained when the flight arrived at Las Palmas.

"I cannot give any more detail about why this passenger behaved as he did, but I can say that the incident had nothing to do with terrorism."

Thomson Airways said the passenger on flight TOM 6102 from Cardiff was "disruptive".

A company spokesman said: "The passenger unsuccessfully tried to gain access to the cockpit and demonstrated aggressive behaviour towards customers and crew.

"The passenger was restrained during the flight and in accordance with our procedures the aircraft was met by the local police upon arrival into Gran Canaria.

"Thomson Airways would like to reassure customers that incidents of this type are extremely rare and that their safety is our first priority at all times."

A spokeswoman for Gran Canaria Airport said the passenger plane's pilot called the police after the man tried to enter the cockpit.

The Foreign Office said it could not confirm if the passenger who tried to enter the cockpit was British.

It also said the authorities in Las Palmas would not releasing any information until Tuesday.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

if one of these shitbags is ever on a plane with me and my family,.... I am not going to "subdue him"

Im gonna treat his head like a bottle cap. and they are going to remove his lifeless shitbag body from the plane.

Pastorius said...

I KNOW the scenario you describe is eventuallly going to happen.

The Jihadists will be very surprised. Thing is, there are a lot of very big, very violent men (when pushed) in America.

Anonymous said...

Pastorius,

Why'd you have to call the Civil Guard Spokesperson a "faggot?"

Many gays and lesbians are on the front guard of this war against Islam as they are the first to be beheaded in Islam. Bruce Bawer is a hero and friend of mine. And he's singing loud, taking his life in his hands with every book he writes. Still, he soldiers on with much bravery, inspite of he and his husband being attacked by "Asian" youths in the Netherlands, I believe it was. In fact, I think they were also attacked by a Muslim couple in Oslo, where he lives, as well.

The Civil Guard Spokesperson was a doublespeaker.

Granted, I think Bruce would defend your right to use any word you want? He fights for freedom, including his own right to live his life with pride.

Anonymous said...

I'm expecting to hear reports that they are trying to open the exit row doors any time now -- they wouldn't need a darn thing to carry onto the plane for that...

Pastorius said...

Anonymous #1,

You said: Why'd you have to call the Civil Guard Spokesperson a "faggot?"
Many gays and lesbians are on the front guard of this war against Islam as they are the first to be beheaded in Islam. Bruce Bawer is a hero and friend of mine. And he's singing loud, taking his life in his hands with every book he writes.


I say: You're right. I meant the word "faggot" in the sense of "pussy".

I should have just used the word pussy instead.

I have nothing against gays.

I am sorry.

Pastorius said...

Many faggots are not pussies.

And, don't get me started on dicks, pussies, and assholes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdq577iClbU