Monday, March 15, 2010

Muslim Man F*cks Livestock; Muslims Ask Are they Still Halal?



From Jawa:

No, it’s not The Onion, it’s a report by Habib Toumi, Bureau Chief of Gulf News, Man treated at hospital after having sex with animals in Kuwait.

Kuwait City: An Asian watchman is being treated at a local hospital after he had sexual intercourse with animals on the farm he was guarding.

“I was shocked during my last visit to the farm to see the watchman screaming in pain and I took him to the hospital in Farwaniya. There, doctors diagnosed him with a problem with his organ,” the farm owner was quoted as saying by Kuwaiti daily Al Rai on Saturday.

The unnamed watchman reportedly explained to his employer that he had been doing “sexual things” to the animals and that he may have contracted a dangerous disease. The farm owner said that the expatriate worker cried continiously and saying that he was “extremely tired.”

Readers’ comments on the internet ranged from sympathy for the lonely man to outrage for cruelty to animals. Many asked questions whether the animals were now fit for human consumption.

Ha thanks to the Iranian Mullahs I know the answer to this one. The answer is, yes they are still OK> But not to be sold or eaten in your own village. You must sell them to the Muslims in the village down the road, who presumably doesn't know the animal was "violated".

And not knowing makes all the difference, I guess.

4 comments:

Always On Watch said...

You must sell them to the Muslims in the village down the road, who presumably doesn't know the animal was "violated".

And not knowing makes all the difference, I guess.


Relativism in Islam?

Brooke said...

Islam is full of such "what you don't know won't hurt you" decrees.

Pastorius said...

Frankly, it's not just relativism. It's cruelty. But, of course, Islam is cruelty, so that ought to be no surprise.

Damien said...

Pastorius,

This is like something out of a really mature dark comedy. I wonder if they'll go with this on South Park.