Thursday, April 01, 2010

Good News: Leading Global Warming Scientist Says, 'We can't save the planet'



Lovelock: 'We can't save the planet'

Professor James Lovelock, the scientist who developed Gaia theory, has said it is too late to try and save the planet.

The man who achieved global fame for his theory that the whole earth is a single organism now believes that we can only hope that the earth will take care of itself in the face of completely unpredictable climate change.

We're doomed!

Well then, there's just one thing left to do. If we can't save ourselves, let's all go wild and fuck doggie-style in the streets.

Where's RevereRidesAgain? What do you say, honey?

6 comments:

Michael Travis said...

Why do you do these sinful illustrations???

Pastorius said...

Because I'm a sinner.

:)

Michael Travis said...

A "Sinner" with great taste!

Pastorius said...

Doesn't Satan have an impeccable sense of aesthetics?

revereridesagain said...

I say it's been here 4 billion years. At one point a chunk so big got knocked off it that we now call that the moon. It's been hit by asteroids, torn apart from one continent into 7, rearranged by earthquakes, trashed by supervolcanos and mega-tsunamis, half-froze over by glaciers, gone through several near-total extinctions, and yet that idiot Lovelock worries that it can't survive a "climate change" even he can't prove is happening so he weasel-words it as "compltely unpredictable".

Meh.

As for the rest, I'm at an age where my back hurts if I bend over or stand up too fast. But have fun, the rest of you!

Pastorius said...

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

She said, "Bend over".