Great Moments In Islamic Modernism
From Eye on the World:
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Really, though, if a Islamic clinic is dedicated to throwing demons out of the possessed, then there work will never be done. There are, after all, over a billion Muslims in the world possessed by the demonic spirit of Allah.Saudi medical news: A clinic that treats people possessed by demons
MAKKAH: A clinic in the Eastern Province that provides treatment to people possessed by jinns has volunteered to help Turki, a 29-year-old Saudi from Makkah who according to his father is possessed by a female jinn and has, as a result, been chained to a bed for more than six years.Looks like dude is in some serious trouble:
[His father says] that all of the sheikhs who have seen Turki are unanimous that he is possessed by a female jinn who refuses to leave him. “She’s supposedly very powerful and said she is of royal stock and will not leave Turki until he dies,” he said.
Muhammad Al-Suhaili, professor of Shariah at Umm Al-Qura University in Makkah, confirmed that Turki has been possessed by a female jinn who talked to him and refused to leave him.
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
3 Comments:
Welcome to A.D. 613.Windigo's-Mummies and Trolls not covered!
Fadlahlahlahlala Gulen is a big believer in jinns. Send him over. It will give him something useful to do and get him the hell out of Pennsylvania.
Bet there is a really interesting story behind why these morons think this guy is "possessed by a female jinn". Possibly involving silky undergarments...
I'm surprised no one has called me on the obvious contradiction in this post; I am making fun of the idea of Islamic Modernism, all the while calling Allah "Satan".
C'mon. Anyone? Anyone?
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