Monday, October 18, 2010

Muslim Man Dances on the Altar of the Basilica di Santa Maria del Fiore in Florence, Italy

ENOUGH! says the minions of The First Church of Mogadishu on the Schuylkill. THIS UNBELIEVER SHOULD BE FORCED TO EAT BACON WRAPPED PORK CHOPS! BE NICE TO PUPPIES AND KISS THEM OFTEN ON THE NOSE! NO MORE RANDY GOATS FOR HIM! AND BE SMACKED ABOUT THE HEAD AND SHOULDERS MOST UNPLEASANTLY!

WE FISH-EATING PAPISTS WILL NOT STAND FOR SUCH AN OUTRAGE OF OUR HOLY STUFF! WE DEMAND ACTION! RETRIBUTION! WE WILL RISE UP AND FART IN MECCA'S GENERAL DIRECTION! THE WORLD WILL FEEL OUR WRATH IF THEY DO NOT CONDEMN THIS ACT AND ALL OF ISLAM IMMEDIATELY!

Also we'd like a shrubbery. One that looks nice. And not too expensive.

Atlas' Google translation of the story:

In the barracks he never stopped reciting a prayer in Arabic

....this morning reached the altar of the Duomo in Florence and we rose above. Then he made a sort of dance. The stranger, who escaped the vigilance of the keepers of the cathedral, was blocked by the police station Uffizi.

. The man does not speak Italian, but prayed all the time even in the Arabic of owner where the investigations were conducted. For the police would have said to live in a country in Scandinavia.

The military has not challenged any crime. The refugee, dressed in sneakers, jeans, shirt and jacket, is confused between the faithful and visitors who crowded the basilica, then escaping the supervision of the guards, reached the altar, and there rose above a sort of starting ritual dance.

6 comments:

Claudia said...

The Anchoress has written also on this a very good piece.

We'll see if he is prosecuted.

Claudia said...

PS: I'm linking your post at T&P.

midnight rider said...

So how am I doin' on the outrage bit?

midnight rider said...

Yeah, but the mullahs want to do him.

Pastorius said...

He's bad, you know it.

chehh

Alexander Münch said...

He should be lying on his back with his head on his chest ! SPIT !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkotg74HS1U
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