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Friday, April 29, 2011

Meaty, Beaty, Big, and Bouncy

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Blogger Alexander Münch said...


Friday, April 29, 2011 6:27:00 pm  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Sure you do.

Friday, April 29, 2011 6:49:00 pm  
Anonymous Infidel Task Force said...

the tattoo says it all

Friday, April 29, 2011 8:48:00 pm  
Blogger Pastorius said...

I froze the screen, and zoomed in on the tattoo. It says,

"Property of the Infidel Task Force".

Friday, April 29, 2011 9:20:00 pm  
Blogger Epaminondas said...

The harmonic vibration frequency when analyzed by fast fourier analysis indicate 350 ml saline bags.

I prefer single wavelength, single vibration results.

If you get my drift.

However, this will do in a squeeze.

Friday, April 29, 2011 10:06:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nooo, not the rack! .. never .. could .. resist .. the rack ..

-Society for the prevention of contemporary misusage and exploitation of midieval torture instruments.

Friday, April 29, 2011 10:15:00 pm  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Really? I would not have guessed those were fake.

Well, they certainly will do for me.

Friday, April 29, 2011 11:06:00 pm  
Blogger Epaminondas said...

I have no frickin idea, Pasto, but it sounded like good bullshit

Friday, April 29, 2011 11:14:00 pm  
Blogger Epaminondas said...

SHe looks like she's getting dressed. If that's her husband or boyfriend shooting this, no way they get out the door

Friday, April 29, 2011 11:15:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting analysis Epas, however, I think you did not consider the forced response induced by the differing elasticity of the supporting garment encasing the subject(s) in question.

Briefly said - renewed analysis required without encasing garment.


Friday, April 29, 2011 11:22:00 pm  
Blogger Pastorius said...

My analysis is this;

those boobies are a 9 1/2 on the boner scale.

Sorry for the idiocy, but I'm experiencing a distinct drop in intellect.

Friday, April 29, 2011 11:41:00 pm  
Blogger Alexander Münch said...


Saturday, April 30, 2011 1:20:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ Pastorius:

I'm just curious as to the reason for this post. Is it to dispell rumors that your blog is one big gay online hangout for latent homosexuals? (All these guys sharing one blog, it's quite the sausage fest, and a little gay, just saying...)

Or is it cheap titilation simply to attract readers to your blog who otherwise wouldn't show up?

As to your distinct drop in intellect, I think it has to do with being the only person on your blogging team with an IQ > 90, and having to think for a bunch of lobotomized lap dogs.

Saturday, April 30, 2011 1:23:00 am  
Blogger Alexander Münch said...




Saturday, April 30, 2011 1:28:00 am  
Blogger midnight rider said...

Anonymous is obviously an Islmaic Jihadi Troll.

You know the only way they can appreciate the female form is black and blue and bloodied and burqad.

Saturday, April 30, 2011 3:19:00 am  
Blogger abdooss said...


Sorry to disappoint you, but Ano is not from our group (Jihadist Trolls).

Could it be one of yours gone rogue?

Saturday, April 30, 2011 6:08:00 am  
Blogger midnight rider said...

That might be a little hard to narrow down then, abdooss, since we're all rogues

So you're admitting to being a Jihadi Troll then?

Saturday, April 30, 2011 7:07:00 am  
Blogger abdooss said...

A troll, maybe.. But a Jihadist? I still can't understand why they need 44 ladies in Paradise(or was it 70?). I'm still learning to handle one at home, and she is a feisty one_with a mind of her own (and I'm proud to be her partner).. Oh, I shouldn't bore you with my personal live story.. :)

Saturday, April 30, 2011 7:09:00 am  
Blogger midnight rider said...

I love the feisty ones. Hard to handle, easy to hold.

As for your personal love (I assume that's what you meant) life you should know by now that the one thing we like more than busting Jihadis is good dirt

(and BEER!)

so go ahead, do tell.

Saturday, April 30, 2011 7:17:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A little meth...
A little anal...
She's mine until the next one.

I love the tramp stamp.

Her father probably killed himself.

Saturday, April 30, 2011 7:34:00 am  
Blogger abdooss said...


I concur with the feisty bit.

But shouldn't we hunt down Ano? He/she seems like a loose wire. Not even the Jihadist would want him/her except to be another suicide bomber, which is a horrible death but a good riddance.

Saturday, April 30, 2011 7:36:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ Alexander (Cock)Munch & midnight rider:

Cockmunch, you spelled "capisce" wrong, capisce? (But sorry I can't put the umlaut over the u in Munch, as in Cockmunch, though now that I mention it, your caps locks key appears to be broken.) And if you want to piss on anybody, piss on Avenging Apostate. I have it on good authority that he loves being pissed on, especially by other dudes.

And midnight (cock?) rider, please listen to what adbooss said. I assure you I am not an Islamic Jihadist Troll. A troll? I'm willing to grant. Muslim? Sorry I wouldn't care to associate with a smelly came jockey religion like Islam.

Saturday, April 30, 2011 7:55:00 am  
Blogger abdooss said...

Now, now Ano.

You are starting to make enemies from both sides. Maybe you can handle that.

But you don't want to quarrel with American Rose from this Infidel Bloggers, believe me.

Saturday, April 30, 2011 8:02:00 am  
Blogger Epaminondas said...


Is this the best you have?
How about factual refutations WHERE IT COUNTS?
Instead you take an OT humor spot and try to make it a smear?

Why am I reminded of Nikita and his shoe?

Saturday, April 30, 2011 5:39:00 pm  
Blogger SamenoKami said...

Post a substantive article on islam - 2 comments.
Slutty chick - 24+ comments, a couple of which come from someone projecting its latent homosexual frustrations on those who post on IBA.
Sounds about right.

Sunday, May 01, 2011 3:30:00 am  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Yeah, no kidding.

Sunday, May 01, 2011 4:03:00 am  
Blogger midnight rider said...


Sunday, May 01, 2011 4:19:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SamenoKami said...
"a couple of which come from someone projecting its latent homosexual frustrations on those who post on IBA."

I only see ONE comment that comes even close to matching that description. Yours!

P.S. To whom it may concern, I sincerely suggest dropping the anti-Islamic shit and simply making this blog a full-time porn blog. That would not only boost the readership, but it would actually raise the intellectual level of this blog and its discourse by an unprecedented magnitude!

Sunday, May 01, 2011 7:35:00 pm  
Blogger SamenoKami said...


Monday, May 02, 2011 12:54:00 am  

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