FOX REPORTS
OSAMA BIN LADEN HAS BEEN BURIED AT SEA (already)
Yeah, they dumped him overboard
(should have spared the Islamic burial traditions, though)
They didn't want him in the ground where his grave could become an Islamic Shrine or pilgrammage
Perfect. Absolutely fuckin' perfect.
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That bit about burial at sea according to Islamic tradition is a bit of a mystery. See THIS.
From THIS SOURCE:
If a person dies on a ship and if there is no fear of the decay of the dead body and if there is no problem in retaining it for sometime on the ship, it should be kept on it and buried in the ground after reaching the land. Otherwise, after giving Ghusl, Hunut, Kafan and Namaz-e-Mayyit it should be lowered into the sea in a vessel of clay or with a weight tied to its feet. And as far as possible it should not be lowered at a point where it is eaten up immediately by the sea predators.
Irish Burial At Sea Joke
Mick and Paddy had promised their uncle Seamus, who had been a seafaring gent all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the boys kept their promise. They set off with Uncle Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat.
After a while Mick says, "Do yer tink dis is fer enuff out, Paddy?"
Without a word Paddy slips over the side only to find himself standing in water up to his knees. "Dis'll never do, Mick. Let's row some more."
After a bit more rowing Paddy slips over the side again but the water is only up to his belly, so they row on. Again Mick asks Paddy, "Do yer tink dis is fer enuff out Paddy?"
Once again Paddy slips over the side and almost immediately says, "No dis'll neva do." The water was only up to his chest. So on they row and row and row and finally Paddy slips over the side and disappears.
Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Mick is really getting himself into a state when suddenly Paddy breaks the surface gasping for breath.
"Well is it deep enuff yet, Paddy?"
"Aye it 'tis, hand me da shovel."
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I don't know it allsounds right ,but to me it still doesn't feel right.I would present the whole world photograpic proof of his death.And why wait till his ratings are at an all time low.They knew from August he was there?Why the delay?Just send a few tomahawks on the compound.Call me paranoid but i have a hard time buying it without proof.Correction call me Thomas!
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